alex's definitions

actor

A person who makes tons of money by pretending not to be himself, whether on film, television, radio, theatre, etc. etc. In this time of necessary war (at least on timestamp at bottom of definition), most of this type will unknowingly end their careers by bitching about President Bush's clever observations on Saddam Hussein and how he should be stopped.

by Alex March 23, 2003

Muffin Army

The Ultimate army. Able to conquer anything or anyone.

What?

by alex July 25, 2003

labdick

Refers to a sleazy male who uses his sleazy methods to in-effectively 'pick up'.

"I just had some labdick try to pick me up, how pathetic."

by Alex January 5, 2005

Cough Drop

When you stick your dick down a chikenhead mouth until she gag on it.

That assclown chikenhead aint never sucked cock before so i gave her a bangin ass cough drop.

by Alex November 18, 2003

AOL

The worlds most widespread computer virus. Packaged with almost every software, and even your magazines, and your personal mail, it is impossible to avoid. Al-Quaeda supports AOL. BURN THE AOL BEFORE THEY ATTACK AGAIN!

The AOL Virus Version 9.0 just came in the mail! Throw it in the AOL Crematorium!

by Alex June 4, 2004

Beebice

A absolute legend, u are a legend Beebice m8, u are a quality no.8 aswell, back-row is nothing without u.

Fucking hell Beebice, ur such a fucking legend, how does every1 love you? ''WE LOVE U BEEBICE, WE DO, WE LOVE U BEEBICE, WE DO, WE LOVE U BEEBICE WE DO, OOOH BEEBICE WE LOVE YOU''

by Alex December 5, 2004

starkers

Being in the nude or naked

walking out of the shower with no clothes on and your friends are there to greet you.

You: O shit! you caught me starkers
freinds: ahh! my eyes! my eyes!

by Alex January 25, 2005