alex's definitions

top shelf

To choke and or cough while inhaling smoke, usually from Marijuana.

I'll pass the blunt, but don't top shelf it.

by Alex June 30, 2004

Dick Cheney

vice president who needs to go see the Wizard for a new heart. Calls all of Bush's shots.

Anybody notice that Dick hasn't been around lately? Is he in his undisclosed place or have they faked his death?

by Alex February 26, 2003

Spiros Vergos

The defenite ruler of the universe
X-ruler of third reich ,roman empire ,Pharaoh of egypt and Alexandria led the Arian race from Andromeda to the ape planet named earth and conquered it by birthright banishing the evil Jewish from Egypt to Mesopotamia and later from Europe to Middle East .

Men fighting for Spiros Vergos are blessed in his sight and live by his holy spirit forever.

by Alex February 16, 2005

jayster

Marijuana joint. Derived from the term, "J."

I cant wait until I am done rolling this jayster, so we can smoke it.

by alex February 28, 2005

Boo Eh

A combination of the jeer "boo" and the the Canadian "eh".

A phrase to expression dissatisfaction or frustration with a situation. Typically used in Canada, often by local minorities in abundance, making it offensive to some people when said in public. A more polictically correct expression would be boo to the eh, creating a concrete seperation in the two words.

Boyfriend: "Okay, Honey I'm gonna play PS2 for a while."
Girlfriend: "Not right now sweetie, we have to meet my friend and her new boyfriend for supper."
Boyfriend: "Boo eh to that! Well at least there's food there..."

by Alex January 22, 2004

elfup

Tis a funny word a kind little elf in green overalls repeats. Tis his way of communicating. You can say it when breaking the silence, or you don't know what to respond.

(silence in the room...*cricket*cricket*) "Elfup!"

by alex June 6, 2003

slack-jawed faggot

refering to one who has lost control of the joint efforts of both mouth and jaw muscles, due to arthritis commonly associated with a long history of performing fellatio

Wow, Bruce is such a slack-jawed faggot, that he could barely keep his lover's load refrained to his mouth and chin.

by alex December 29, 2004