alex's definitions

smells

See: "Stench"

It smells like ass in here

by Alex July 19, 2003

dead ass

something that smells really really really bad, a combo of smelling dead and smelling like ass

"Dear god it smells like dead ass in the bathroom."

by Alex December 9, 2003

ming

Singular of minging, not nice, ugly.
or
Female genitalia

"Yuck - this hotel room is ming"

by alex April 16, 2005

Julian Casablancas

Jules is the sexiest rock'n'roll singer in the world!!!!

Jules sings not only very well, but also he can hypnotize you when he is on the stage and it seems that he says:" I want to you in my bed!!!!!"

by alex December 19, 2003

elope

The act of two lovers running away from family and society to live together, traditionally in the north.

i'm tired of this life style, i'll elope with my girl

by alex March 4, 2005

May Contain Peanuts

Extremely dangerous

Bob: Hey, I just saw these street racers.
George: Dude, THAT may contain peanuts!

by Alex August 28, 2003

Minnesota Wild

A professional hockey team that set an all-time sports record by scoring one pathetic goal in an entire best of seven series.

Because of the team's Minnesota Wild-like play, they got shutout for third straight time.

by Alex March 4, 2004