alex's definitions

pank

to hit with a shovel

my teacher pissed me off somethin' awful, so I panked her with my shovel.

by Alex March 16, 2005

Tuna Poon

A slut. One who has a vagina that smells like tuna, due to all the SLUTTYNESS.

Rachael is such a goddamn tuna poon.

by Alex August 20, 2004

coarse

of low, common, or inferior quality

The coarse brown tint on his face suddenly became red when he realized there was a "kick me" sign attatched to his back.

by Alex December 3, 2003

fat bitch

that chick sitting right next to me from my ceramics class

when the ceramics teacher explained that our chairs had to be functional and support 180 pounds, she, a five foot creature, remarked "i hardly call that functional.

by alex June 3, 2004

twinkies

asian people that only appear asian but are actually white on the inside.. much like a twinkie Phrase coined by Herold and Kumar!

Asian chick 1: that guy is HOT!
Asian chick 2: Naah.. hes a twinkie

by Alex October 14, 2004

zandy

zandy chanock, he is a cool guy that goes to sidwell

wow zandy is so cool and awesome

by alex April 28, 2005

hellzizzle zazzle

a commonly used phrase to exploit a mindstate of incredible excitement. Often used in AIM conversations to show that one is happy.

DUDE 1- "Man i just rocked that legless bitchass fucktard to smitherines"

DUDE 2- "Hellzizzle Zazzle!!"

by Alex August 5, 2004