alex's definitions

HFF

Hot From Faraway. When you see a girl from faraway and she looks hot, but as you get a closer look, you realize she is hit.

Dude, that girl is so hot.

No she's not. Just wait and you'll see she's a total HFF.

Oh, now I see.

by alex November 30, 2006

teaneck

Polish for "penis." A cruel joke was probably played on by Polish settlers on the town of Teaneck, NJ. I can see the semblance between the town and a dick.

"Patrzeć na ów teaneck"
Translation: Look at that penis

by Alex May 13, 2005

Hollaback Girl

A Cheerleader who hollars in the background which most people ignore. Since you can't ignore Gwen Stefani, she ain't no 'hollaback girl'.

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just goin' to happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

by Alex April 11, 2005

Zine

a crudely-made magazine often dedicated to the thoughts and musings of its creator, and sometimes devoted to a particular art form or celebrity

by alex September 30, 2003

mufh

Synonym for much. Used in a joking tone with close friends.

Modifier in a sentence, like much.

Ex. I love you so much.

by Alex November 25, 2004

Mouse

Nickname for a queer boy

Mouse is such a gay

by alex February 10, 2004

Elmo

the retarded monster who ruined Sesame Street; before then, the show taught kids, now it just babysits.

Elmo is the Scrappy Doo of Sesame Street.

by Alex September 1, 2003