Definitions by Uncle Dimma
Soc-med shaming
When you tape another person's embarrassing/private/hilarious moments and then put the tape on soc-med to embarrass the person even more
My neighbor's dog escaped into my backyard. So when said neighbor showed up in my yard drunk, only in his underwear and galoshes, trying to get his dog to go back home...I taped the incident and turned it into soc-med shaming. It was hilarious.
Soc-med shaming by Uncle Dimma May 8, 2022
Popcorn dump
Popcorn dump by Uncle Dimma May 8, 2022
Balzacian heart
(Referencing Honoré de Balzac and his notoriously poor cardiovascular health):
a) (noun) a person with genetically poor cardiovascular health
b) cardiovascular health weakened not by alcohol or tobacco, but specifically due to workverload-related stress
a) (noun) a person with genetically poor cardiovascular health
b) cardiovascular health weakened not by alcohol or tobacco, but specifically due to workverload-related stress
Balzacian heart by Uncle Dimma May 7, 2022
Piss like a horse
To spend more time in the washroom, taking a longer leak than usual, all because you have consumed too much coffee ☕ or alcohol 🍸.
Piss like a horse by Uncle Dimma May 7, 2022
Biological business
In polite society people do their biological business in washrooms not on the streets, which is hobo-like.
Biological business by Uncle Dimma May 7, 2022
Popcorn dump
When people do their biological business in the washroom and what comes out is pieces of popcorn sized crap.
A popcorn dump is not necessarily the result of a stomachache or eating popcorn itself. It sometimes happens to people.
Popcorn dump by Uncle Dimma May 7, 2022
Ridiculous
(Not related to the verb to diculous): adjective meaning, a) to be open or exposed to public ridicule and constructive criticism because you deserve it
If you commit a ridiculous action don't be surprised if you're publicly ridiculed and shamed or if someone offers you constructive criticism.
Ridiculous by Uncle Dimma May 4, 2022