Definitions by Uncle Dimma

The 14th amendment

makes pre us civil war slaves, and their descendants, us citizens

Hey you, you silly us media, I have news for you. The 14th amendment is not intended to apply to post hart-celler act ufirs and their children.

The 14th amendment by Uncle Dimma April 6, 2026

M.U.G.A

Most useless governor in America

Gretchen Whitmer is M.U.G.A as hell.

M.U.G.A by Uncle Dimma April 5, 2026

Mediocre old liberal eccentric

( abbreviated mole): a mediocre old liberal and eccentric person that you meet on the street

The pro George Floyd crowd is mostly composed of mediocre old liberal eccentrics.

Mediocre old liberal eccentric by Uncle Dimma March 31, 2026

the 24th amendment

A us constitutional amendment under which it is illegal to force people to pay poll taxes.

Can I use the 24th amendment to force people to take 🤔 civics classes in high school in order to vote?

the 24th amendment by Uncle Dimma March 31, 2026

My dolphin, my show

When you take charge of an event or project, and do things your way

I'm in charge here. My dolphin, my show. My dolphin, my show can also be used as an antithesis to not my monkey, not my circus.

My dolphin, my show by Uncle Dimma March 28, 2026

anthro-dna testing

What all non extraterrestrials and/or non animals and/or all non robots, ie all humans, regardless of your or your parent's immigration status, born in the us must undergo at birth

Forget regular DNA testing. You need anthro-dna testing to determine if you're an alien (extraterrestrial in ancient Greek) or you're a ufir

anthro-dna testing by Uncle Dimma March 19, 2026

Meadow muffins

Horse manure that's on your streets

Have you seen meadow muffins recently? I think I did in Cuba

Meadow muffins by Uncle Dimma March 18, 2026