Definitions by Uncle Dimma
noob
noob
a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.
a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.
military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and sorry I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and sorry I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.
noob by Uncle Dimma April 18, 2012
trains-creep
This concept was imported to us from Holland and is used to define
1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her
2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her
2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
an online forum post
person A: When I am on the train or the bus I always try to sit down as close to a pretty girl as possible in order to talk to her
person B: Oh no shit! you are a trains-creep, right?
person A: Lol. Not exactly; I just have nothing do do on a city bus or intercity train, considering these two modes of transport the worst palces to read. So yeah, I'll have a fun conversation with a youing lady now and then.
person A: When I am on the train or the bus I always try to sit down as close to a pretty girl as possible in order to talk to her
person B: Oh no shit! you are a trains-creep, right?
person A: Lol. Not exactly; I just have nothing do do on a city bus or intercity train, considering these two modes of transport the worst palces to read. So yeah, I'll have a fun conversation with a youing lady now and then.
trains-creep by Uncle Dimma April 18, 2012
trains-creep
This concept was imported to us from Holland and is used to define
1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her
2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her
2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
an online forum post
person A: When I am on the train or the bus I always try to sit down as close to a pretty girl as possible in order to talk to her
person B: Oh no shit! you are a trains-creep, right?
person A: Lol. Not exactly; I just have nothing do do on a city bus or intercity train, considering these two modes of transport the worst palces to read. So yeah, I'll have a fun conversation with a youing lady now and then.
person A: When I am on the train or the bus I always try to sit down as close to a pretty girl as possible in order to talk to her
person B: Oh no shit! you are a trains-creep, right?
person A: Lol. Not exactly; I just have nothing do do on a city bus or intercity train, considering these two modes of transport the worst palces to read. So yeah, I'll have a fun conversation with a youing lady now and then.
trains-creep by Uncle Dimma April 18, 2012
cameo
as a noun, 1) a delicately carved relief on a jewel or plaque 2) a specific type of jeweler who creates personalized cameos 3) a neutral or offensive, depending on the situation, term for people that are physically healthy, but of a very pale skin complexion, kind of like Draco Malfoy from the Harry Potter series. 4) a specialized jewelery store/business where personalized cameos are produced 5) an offensive term for a female who is so emotionally sensitive that she will literally start crying and faint at the site of a bouquet of flowers (sort of like Marie Antoinette's friend the Princesse de Lamballe)
as a proper female name, 1) short for either Cameron (as in Cameron Diaz) or Carmen (as in Carmen Electra)
as a proper female name, 1) short for either Cameron (as in Cameron Diaz) or Carmen (as in Carmen Electra)
two people in conversatio:
person a) my sister is an art student. she wants to be a cameo later, maybe open her own cameo place.
person b) your sister is already is already a cameo.. She looks like, I dare say, a female version of Draco Malfoy
person a): lol. you forgot to mention that my sister's name is Carmen and her friends call her Cameo.
person a) my sister is an art student. she wants to be a cameo later, maybe open her own cameo place.
person b) your sister is already is already a cameo.. She looks like, I dare say, a female version of Draco Malfoy
person a): lol. you forgot to mention that my sister's name is Carmen and her friends call her Cameo.
cameo by Uncle Dimma March 19, 2012
living underwater
this term is used, somewhat either neutrally or sarcastically, to define a ridiculous idea or ideas that are far off ridiculous, even by the standards of most people's imagination.
boy: my teacher would look good in a Frankenstein suit for Halloween, so I'll usurp Harry Potter's magic powers, and turn him into one for ever. I don't like that teacher anyways. No need for even a costume
boy's mother: Honey, please stop living underwater. If you think your teacher is so ugly, ask him if he is related to Boris Karloff, who was the best portrayer of Frankenstein in film, or just note in your diary that you personally think your teacher looks like Frankenstein. No need to do anything radical.
boy's mother: Honey, please stop living underwater. If you think your teacher is so ugly, ask him if he is related to Boris Karloff, who was the best portrayer of Frankenstein in film, or just note in your diary that you personally think your teacher looks like Frankenstein. No need to do anything radical.
living underwater by Uncle Dimma March 6, 2012
hen-scratching
this term can be defined to mean either
a) someone's singing that sounds so horrendously bad it's as if a hen or rooster is literally scratching a blackboard.
b) a synonym, used mainly in Alberta in Western Canada, for turkey-chicken scrawl or terrible penmanship
a) someone's singing that sounds so horrendously bad it's as if a hen or rooster is literally scratching a blackboard.
b) a synonym, used mainly in Alberta in Western Canada, for turkey-chicken scrawl or terrible penmanship
two people who are in conversation, suddenly hear an unfamiliar voice coming from their school's basement.
person a): hang on, what's this hen-scratching?
person b) i think it's my friend Paul trying to sing, but he's singing out of tune with our high school band..
person a) roflmao
person a): hang on, what's this hen-scratching?
person b) i think it's my friend Paul trying to sing, but he's singing out of tune with our high school band..
person a) roflmao
hen-scratching by Uncle Dimma February 29, 2012
lamm
an acronym for "lover and mistress marriage", this term is used to define:
a): a specific type of marriage (not to be confused with an open relationship, where cheating is, mostly, mutually consentual and often the couples involved are in common-law or civil marriages) where the partners are, legally speaking, fully married, and are neither legally separated nor divorced, and still cheat on each other. Since this is not an open relationship, it can only happen when one or both partners are ignorant of the fact that they are, or may be, cheating on each other.
If neither of the partners involved are ignorant of the cheating, they should not be deemed to be an open relationship, but should be seen to be as mutually adultrous and in a lamm but choosing to do nothing about it, which is absolutely their right, since the legal should not get involved until someone decides to file charges.
b): a neutral or pejorative term, depending on the context, for a movie, book, newspaper article or tv show where the plot revolves around a couple in a lamm marriage.
An epitomy of such a scenario would be the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
a): a specific type of marriage (not to be confused with an open relationship, where cheating is, mostly, mutually consentual and often the couples involved are in common-law or civil marriages) where the partners are, legally speaking, fully married, and are neither legally separated nor divorced, and still cheat on each other. Since this is not an open relationship, it can only happen when one or both partners are ignorant of the fact that they are, or may be, cheating on each other.
If neither of the partners involved are ignorant of the cheating, they should not be deemed to be an open relationship, but should be seen to be as mutually adultrous and in a lamm but choosing to do nothing about it, which is absolutely their right, since the legal should not get involved until someone decides to file charges.
b): a neutral or pejorative term, depending on the context, for a movie, book, newspaper article or tv show where the plot revolves around a couple in a lamm marriage.
An epitomy of such a scenario would be the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
two people are in conversation
person a): did you see the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?
person b): yup I did, I thought it was a lamm, that's what I found so funny about it.
person a): lol, I even heard that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are in a lamm in real life as well.
person b): wtf? did you just say that? I find it hard to believe. Tone it down, you are really living underwater.
person a): did you see the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?
person b): yup I did, I thought it was a lamm, that's what I found so funny about it.
person a): lol, I even heard that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are in a lamm in real life as well.
person b): wtf? did you just say that? I find it hard to believe. Tone it down, you are really living underwater.
lamm by Uncle Dimma February 29, 2012