Definitions by Uncle Dimma
rock-n-roll
this can mean one of a number of things
1) (verb: to): to shag and fuck someone silly, to fuck their brains out.
2) (verb) to start, without being provoked or otherwise being under the influence of any drugs, and for no apparent reason other than having anger management issues, to suddenly go berserk and start physically and verbally abusing someone
3 (noun): a new fad or trend engaged in by youths that adults don't seem to understand or even appreciate , since they can't grasp the essence of the said fad or trend.
4) (verb): to get involved with the wrong crowd, and as a result to drop out of high school and get involved in criminal activities.
1) (verb: to): to shag and fuck someone silly, to fuck their brains out.
2) (verb) to start, without being provoked or otherwise being under the influence of any drugs, and for no apparent reason other than having anger management issues, to suddenly go berserk and start physically and verbally abusing someone
3 (noun): a new fad or trend engaged in by youths that adults don't seem to understand or even appreciate , since they can't grasp the essence of the said fad or trend.
4) (verb): to get involved with the wrong crowd, and as a result to drop out of high school and get involved in criminal activities.
father: son, what is this new ridiculous game you're playing, or seem to be playing, on your Game Boy, 24/7 these days? you know the one, with the little green character?
son: dad, lol! I love your description of modern technology; this game that I am playing on my Game Boy, is a new rock-n-roll. The game is called Zelda, just like the little green character you mentioned. Dad, you can be so funny sometimes.
son: dad, lol! I love your description of modern technology; this game that I am playing on my Game Boy, is a new rock-n-roll. The game is called Zelda, just like the little green character you mentioned. Dad, you can be so funny sometimes.
rock-n-roll by Uncle Dimma May 5, 2012
shave your balls
(to, used as a verb), this phrase is said to someone who is doing something meaningless, retarded and idiotic (not to mention potentially dangerous) and they are intelligent enough to know better.
a father comes home from work; his son is in his room shaving the hair off his own balls.
Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.
Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.
Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.
Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.
Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.
Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.
shave your balls by Uncle Dimma May 4, 2012
to crucify
to lay off your workers, for no specific reason other than the fact that you decide to move your company overseas, even in times of economic prosperity.
Emily (adressing her boyfriend): Carl, remember I told you my boss was going to crucify me? Well now he finally succeeded. My company is moving overseas. I think we will have to move into the basement of your dad's country place, we can't afford the rent here in the city.
Carl: Listen sweetie, Emily. I am a Martian, and therefore have a solution for you. I was going to pimp you out to my company's secretary and and her rich bastard husband as a cleaning lady, a Cinderella of sorts. Dunno if you'd agree though. Emily (shrieking): how dare you???. Im, as a Venusian, I think I deserve better.
Carl: Well. I don't get on that well with my dad anyways, and, besides, it's better than living in the basement of his country place, like some rats.
Emily: well, in that case, if you want me to be a commodity to pimp out I reserve the right to pimp you out as well, roflmfao. (starts yelling at Carl): go work in construction, or whatever, now. I want you to nigger, before hitting the sauce
Carl: Listen sweetie, Emily. I am a Martian, and therefore have a solution for you. I was going to pimp you out to my company's secretary and and her rich bastard husband as a cleaning lady, a Cinderella of sorts. Dunno if you'd agree though. Emily (shrieking): how dare you???. Im, as a Venusian, I think I deserve better.
Carl: Well. I don't get on that well with my dad anyways, and, besides, it's better than living in the basement of his country place, like some rats.
Emily: well, in that case, if you want me to be a commodity to pimp out I reserve the right to pimp you out as well, roflmfao. (starts yelling at Carl): go work in construction, or whatever, now. I want you to nigger, before hitting the sauce
to crucify by Uncle Dimma May 4, 2012
porkchop
a sarcastic term for a plump-ish/fat/overweight person about whose health you actually care and you are poking fun at them explicitly because you want them to improve their BMI by going to the local gym
boy: do i tell tell my girlfriend she is a porkchop? or do I ask her nicely, if she wants to join me at the gym?
father: James, you idiot! There's one one answer to your question if you don't want a treicha from your girlfriend Lily. Just stop living underwater and simply ask her if she wants to join you at the gym. What's the worst that could happen?
father: James, you idiot! There's one one answer to your question if you don't want a treicha from your girlfriend Lily. Just stop living underwater and simply ask her if she wants to join you at the gym. What's the worst that could happen?
porkchop by Uncle Dimma May 4, 2012
svinoyed
literally translated as "pork-eater"from Russian this terms is
a) a term of insult (used exclusively by Jews and Muslims to insult other Jews and Muslims) for Jews and Muslims who haven't converted out of their respective religions but who still continue to eat pork/ham/ bacon (among other pork containing foods) in public and yet define themselves as Jews or Muslims when presenting themselves to other people.
b) an offensive term for an overweight/obese person
a) a term of insult (used exclusively by Jews and Muslims to insult other Jews and Muslims) for Jews and Muslims who haven't converted out of their respective religions but who still continue to eat pork/ham/ bacon (among other pork containing foods) in public and yet define themselves as Jews or Muslims when presenting themselves to other people.
b) an offensive term for an overweight/obese person
boy a: my girlfriend is plump, and I mean, lol, juicy plump but i am afraid for her health; she may soon become a svinoyed altogether.
boy b) how you got yourself a bird with such an attitude in the first place is over my head, way over my head
boy a) continue to be damno quod non intelligo. However, men are from Mars, women are from Venus.
boy b): what you could do is start going to the gym, and taking care of your lifestyle first, and then ask her nicely, once you have gone from insulting her as a svinoyed to calling her a porkchop, ask her nicely to go join you at the gym. I think she'll appreciate it that much more.
boy b) how you got yourself a bird with such an attitude in the first place is over my head, way over my head
boy a) continue to be damno quod non intelligo. However, men are from Mars, women are from Venus.
boy b): what you could do is start going to the gym, and taking care of your lifestyle first, and then ask her nicely, once you have gone from insulting her as a svinoyed to calling her a porkchop, ask her nicely to go join you at the gym. I think she'll appreciate it that much more.
svinoyed by Uncle Dimma May 3, 2012
creatures of habit
a) the rhetorical, (lol), response to the oxymoronic rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard/ peiople resist change"?
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone's undesirable (at least according to you) characteristics, they will always retain part of their individuality."
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone's undesirable (at least according to you) characteristics, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do?
father: yes and no. yes, you can be understanding of her, and not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, Im reminding you that St Valentine's is next week. and no, you can't do a rat's ass about your taxes, simply because your sigother Meredith is part of the human race, and therefore creatures of habit
father: yes and no. yes, you can be understanding of her, and not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, Im reminding you that St Valentine's is next week. and no, you can't do a rat's ass about your taxes, simply because your sigother Meredith is part of the human race, and therefore creatures of habit
creatures of habit by Uncle Dimma May 3, 2012
cherry-phrase
a cute little name-sometimes offensive, depending on the tone- for a catch-phrase that literally becomes a family maxim and/ior motto worthy of being included on the family's coat-of-arms.
a small boy comes to his dad and asks: " what this, i can't remember right now, your famous cherry-phrase in Latin, that you always use, when describing the origins of human ethnocentrism, xenophobia and racism?
father: The cherry-phrase you are referring to to is damno quod non intelligo. Now what I was going to add, Alex, is that you have goldfish memory . don't take offense, since this is an IMHO comment.
father: The cherry-phrase you are referring to to is damno quod non intelligo. Now what I was going to add, Alex, is that you have goldfish memory . don't take offense, since this is an IMHO comment.
cherry-phrase by Uncle Dimma May 3, 2012