Definitions by Uncle Dimma
I wasn't born yesterday
A phrase meaning (often used sarcastically), i appreciate it, but please stop giving me advice, I know what I am doing.
Mother: Adrian go take a shower, then do your homework, not the other way a round.
Adrian: mom, I wasn't born yesterday, I will take a shower when I feel its appropriate, besides, i have this paper to finish writing for tomorrow.
Adrian: mom, I wasn't born yesterday, I will take a shower when I feel its appropriate, besides, i have this paper to finish writing for tomorrow.
I wasn't born yesterday by Uncle Dimma January 17, 2013
attach balloons to
a boy starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair in his backyard
his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?
Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.
mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil.
his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?
Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.
mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil.
attach balloons to by Uncle Dimma January 15, 2013
medicine you digest so well lately
mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like that the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to such a rotten apple
Joseph: go scratch yourself.
Joseph: go scratch yourself.
medicine you digest so well lately by Uncle Dimma January 14, 2013
reform The Church
a history professor: students, what's the fastest way to go hell and to be punished by the Unforgivables?
student: to become a sort Jesus Christ the real historical character in the modern world and reform The Church by becoming a Communist?
professor: Correct you are, but this only applies, as you yourself pointed out, to Jesus the historical character, well since the Romans were pantheists and because a lot of people, even historians, would disagree as to who Jesus the religious figure is or should be.
student: to become a sort Jesus Christ the real historical character in the modern world and reform The Church by becoming a Communist?
professor: Correct you are, but this only applies, as you yourself pointed out, to Jesus the historical character, well since the Romans were pantheists and because a lot of people, even historians, would disagree as to who Jesus the religious figure is or should be.
reform The Church by Uncle Dimma January 12, 2013
subjectively meaningless
something that is objectively meaningless according to the person telling you this phrase but meaningful (and relevant) to everyone else you know (the 'everyone you know' includes most people in your generation/age range/social category)
boy 1) my mother says that smoking Mary Jane is meaningless
boy 2) just ignore your old lady. her opinion is subjectively meaningless but meaningful to idiotager or idiotagers in our class.
boy 2) just ignore your old lady. her opinion is subjectively meaningless but meaningful to idiotager or idiotagers in our class.
subjectively meaningless by Uncle Dimma January 11, 2013
I wasn't born yesterday
Mother. Adrian go take a shower, then do your homework, not the other way round.
Adrian. Mother., I wasn't born yesterday, I will take a shower when I feel its appropriate.
Adrian. Mother., I wasn't born yesterday, I will take a shower when I feel its appropriate.
I wasn't born yesterday by Uncle Dimma January 10, 2013
damno quod non intelligo
a) a Latin phrase meaning: I reject anything, everything and anyone I don't (and, in the overwhelming majority of cases, won't even make the effort to) understand.
b) the root of all racism, due to the fact that people refuse to properly communicate and conflict ensues.
b) the root of all racism, due to the fact that people refuse to properly communicate and conflict ensues.
teacher : does anyone know what damno quod non intelligo mean?
student: it means, "I reject anything, everything, and everyone I don't understand"
teacher: Bravo Michael, but how did you know? (to himself, at least there are some Latinists in this class).
student: it means, "I reject anything, everything, and everyone I don't understand"
teacher: Bravo Michael, but how did you know? (to himself, at least there are some Latinists in this class).
damno quod non intelligo by Uncle Dimma January 10, 2013