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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier 

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"
boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.

how in the devil's name 

a synonym phrase for 'how the fuck'
father: son go do your homework and improve your poor grades.

son (scowling): how in the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?

father: I had the common sense to clean out the from the fireplace. And guess what I found there? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, Sherlock, that you tried burning your report card; you didn't want your mom and myself to see it.
a) a delicately carved relief on a jewel or plaque

b) a specific type of jeweler who creates personalized cameos

c) a neutral or offensive, depending on the situation, term for people that are physically healthy, but of a very pale skin complexion, kind of like Draco Malfoy from the Harry Potter] books

d) a specialized jewelery store/business where personalized cameos are produced

e) an offensive term for a female who is so emotionally sensitive that she will literally faint at the site of a bouquet of flowers.

f) (as a proper female name): short for either Cameron (as in Cameron Diaz) or Carmen (as in Carmen Electra)
two people in conversation:

person a) my sister is an art student. she wants to be a cameo later, maybe open her own cameo.

person b) your sister is already is already a cameo.. She looks like, I dare say, a female version of Draco Malfoy

person a): lol. you forgot to mention that my sister's name is Carmen
cameo by Uncle Dimma March 14, 2013

devil-worship 

son: is using rats in medical research in clinical and lab settings considered devil-worship?

father: to the people who are passionately obsessed with animal rights, yes to most of the civilian population, no.
devil-worship by Uncle Dimma March 12, 2013
a) a magazine round filled with blank, harmless, cartridges

b) (acronym for blank firing attachment): a coolidiculous synonym for a condom used by the male members of the Canadian military.
soldier a): James, I'll see you after Christmas break

soldier b) all right, but your propensity to fool around with any broad that might come your way, lol, should tell you to bring your BFA along.

Canadian soldier a): i sure won't my BFA
BFA by Uncle Dimma March 12, 2013

sift flour 

(verb)-said of a conversation, an activity, a book or a movie: to become dull, boring, meaningless, and/or redundant
Sequels to great Hollywood classics are not as great as the parent original because, more often than not, they sift flour.
sift flour by Uncle Dimma March 12, 2013

neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk 

this term is used to describe

1) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to so many that even most educated people with a PhD cannot make head or tail of it.

2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you mentally challenged, and therefore lazy, or are you normal, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Bear with me. I feel like I just wanna complain my head off for no specific reason.

boy 2) lol Peter