Definitions by Uncle Dimma
a carrot in god's potato field
a) a social misfit, but someone who still somehow functions within their society.
b ) a person who doesn't follow professionally in the footsteps of either parent
b ) a person who doesn't follow professionally in the footsteps of either parent
dude 1) i can't understand why my parents don't appreciate me more. i want to a history teacher; my mom is a chemist, and dad is an engineer.
dude 2) did you lol ever consider that you might be a carrot in god's potato field, and that your parents wanted you to professionally follow in their footsteps. (starts laughing)
dude 2) did you lol ever consider that you might be a carrot in god's potato field, and that your parents wanted you to professionally follow in their footsteps. (starts laughing)
a carrot in god's potato field by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2013
teen 1) anyone wanna op me in a match of arm-wrestling, I actually need to defend my title as this high school's arm wrestling champion.
Conrad: James, no, I can't op you in arm wrestling, but I can op you in history. I come from a family of people with Ph.D's in history.
James (teen 1): lol, well to each his strength then.
Conrad: James, no, I can't op you in arm wrestling, but I can op you in history. I come from a family of people with Ph.D's in history.
James (teen 1): lol, well to each his strength then.
op by Uncle Dimma June 1, 2013
ssdd
mother: Peter, how was your school day today?
teenager Peter: oh, you know how it for an idiotager like myself...ssdd
mother: what does ssdd stand for again? (sighs, oh you teenagers, with all those acronyms)
Peter: it stands for, lol same shit different day.
teenager Peter: oh, you know how it for an idiotager like myself...ssdd
mother: what does ssdd stand for again? (sighs, oh you teenagers, with all those acronyms)
Peter: it stands for, lol same shit different day.
ssdd by Uncle Dimma May 29, 2013
teen 1) anyone wanna op me in a match of arm-wrestling, I actually need to defend my title as this high school's arm wrestling champion.
Conrad: James, no, I can't op you in arm wrestling, but I can op you in history. I come from a family of people with Ph.D's in history.
James (teen 1): lol, well to each his strength then.
Conrad: James, no, I can't op you in arm wrestling, but I can op you in history. I come from a family of people with Ph.D's in history.
James (teen 1): lol, well to each his strength then.
op by Uncle Dimma May 28, 2013
to knife-jack
( named after Jack the Ripper : to take hostage, kidnap, threaten, rape, or sodomize someone at knife point
Nobody knows to this day if Jack the RIpper tried to knife-jack his victims or if he used more subtle forms of psychological manipulation to get them into his hostel room before killing them.
to knife-jack by Uncle Dimma May 27, 2013
Bernard Madoff
(nicknamed Bernie Madoff): alongside Nicolas Fouquet, Conrad Black, Jacques Chirac and Michel Platini, IMHO one of the top 5 most corrupt individuals in the Western world (as of May 2013).
The United States knew what they were doing when they sentenced Bernard Madoff to 150 years in jail for his ponze scheme; IMHO the Charbonneau Commission should do the same with all Canadians convicted of fraud and tax evasion.
Bernard Madoff by Uncle Dimma May 25, 2013
Pauline Marois
an eccentric, ethnocentric and somewhat xenophobic Quebec, Canada politician suffering from Severe Correct History Anachronism Syndrome
Pauline Marois, despite having intelligent ideas based on historically correct observations, probably won't be able to implement here ideas, because people in the Quebec government more historically enlightened than her understand that she is somewhat living underwater due to her Severe Correct History Anachronism Anachronistic Syndrome
Pauline Marois by Uncle Dimma May 24, 2013