Definitions by Uncle Dimma
my week with Marilyn
one's encounter with a celebrity
N.B.: The Marilyn referred to in the definition is Marilyn Monroe. The phrase itself, 'my week with Marilyn' is also the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which a character played by Emma Watson either goes (or wants to or needs to go back- I forget which one) in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe.
N.B.: The Marilyn referred to in the definition is Marilyn Monroe. The phrase itself, 'my week with Marilyn' is also the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which a character played by Emma Watson either goes (or wants to or needs to go back- I forget which one) in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe.
boy a): what did you get for your birthday?
boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents. I met Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak as a guest on a local tv show and I was in the audience. wow.
boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents. I met Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak as a guest on a local tv show and I was in the audience. wow.
my week with Marilyn by Uncle Dimma July 13, 2013
A.S.
(ante scriptum): the opposite of a post scriptum (P.S.), seen at the beginning, rather than the end, of formal classical letters (physical forms of correspondence other than e-mail, fax, Skype, youtube, or phone-if anyone knows what those are anymore, in a tech dominated world!). It can also serve as an opening N.B. statement.
boy 1) if we have a P.S., why do we need an A.S. anyways; why not just use the classical N.B. as an opening statement instead?
boy 2) if a P.S. exists, why not lol, f-sag invent an A.S.?
boy 2) if a P.S. exists, why not lol, f-sag invent an A.S.?
A.S. by Uncle Dimma July 9, 2013
conscruption industry
(N.B: the word conscruption is actually an amalgamation of the words construction and corruption): the infamously and notoriously corrupt construction industry in the Canada's Belle Province, the province of Quebec.
the conscruption industry isn't, IMHO, a problem onto itself. IMHO it's actually our corrupt provincial politicians who let the spiel of the conscruption industry keep unfolding; therefore our some of our politicians in Quebec should also be investigated by The Charbonneau Commission.
conscruption industry by Uncle Dimma June 27, 2013
adult friend finder
(offensive):
a) the casual encounters section of the local craigslist page
b) a MILF, usually your friend's mother, who helps you hook up with other MILFS.
a) the casual encounters section of the local craigslist page
b) a MILF, usually your friend's mother, who helps you hook up with other MILFS.
dude 1) I don't friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to be my adult friend finder, as in helping me find friends among adults?
dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
adult friend finder by Uncle Dimma June 26, 2013
Eskimo Friday
in Nordic countries such as Russia, Scandinavia and Canada, the Friday before Christmas (i.e the Friday between December 18-24), especially one when its snowing like hell outside and you have maybe a foot or more of snow outside. On these Fridays, the temperature can drop to something like -20 to -25 degrees Celsius with no windchill factor.
Eskimo Friday by Uncle Dimma June 24, 2013
fbltr
an nsa/fwb relationship that's on an ltr basis (i.e. not a one night-stand) and has to occur at least 3 times/months for at least 3 months)
dude 1) what's the difference between a real ltr and a series of one night stands with the same person?
dude 2) are you an uptard or am I dreaming? the difference is an fbltr. Even if you have a series of one night stands with the same person, it doesn't mean you become their friend. And one night stands, even if done serially and with the same person probably aren't even considered an nsa.
dude 2) are you an uptard or am I dreaming? the difference is an fbltr. Even if you have a series of one night stands with the same person, it doesn't mean you become their friend. And one night stands, even if done serially and with the same person probably aren't even considered an nsa.
fbltr by Uncle Dimma June 23, 2013
trolling words
trolling words by Uncle Dimma June 22, 2013