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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

coolidiculous 

the word is actually a combination of cool and ridiculous (ridiculous in a positive sense)

(adj): something that's cool and (positive) ridiculous at the same time
dude 1): what's your name?

dude 2: Dimma

dude 1: never heard of such a coolidiculous name. Where did you get it?

dude 2: don't know, my parents chose it
coolidiculous by Uncle Dimma December 19, 2013
a) a magazine round filled with blank cartridges

b) (acronym for blank firing attachment): a coolidiculous synonym for a condom used by the male members of the Canadian military.
soldier a): James, I'll see you after Christmas break

soldier b) all right, but your propensity to fool around with any broad that comes your way, should tell you to bring your BFA along.

soldier a): I will forget my BFA on purpose to annoy you.
BFA by Uncle Dimma December 19, 2013

broccoli-art

IMHO impressionist painting like Picasso is broccoli-art.
broccoli-art by Uncle Dimma December 19, 2013

horny plump 

An offensive term for a very horny, BBW cougar/Milf.
Horny plump is a perfect epitome of a paradox since horny and plump are adjectives by themselves, but I have combined them to form a noun.
horny plump by Uncle Dimma December 16, 2013

workverload 

People under 45 years, if they manage their stress levels properly, won't die of workverload unless they have a Balzacian heart .
workverload by Uncle Dimma December 16, 2013

woverload 

People under 45 years of age, provided they don't smoke or drink too much, rarely literally die of woverload, unless they have a medical condition called a Balzacian heart
woverload by Uncle Dimma December 15, 2013

politically incorrect 

adjectives:

a) the exact opposite of what is considered 'politically correct' in one's zeitgeist.

b) what the modern medioacratic society doesn't want you to become, so can it better manipulate you through the media and through meaningless commercials, by screaming to you kiss Don Corleone's ring or die

(nouns)

c) a type of slang language, a sort of unintelligible double-speak to people who are politically correct, used among politically conscious individuals to say, in public, exactly what they mean and mean exactly what they say, politically speaking.
politically incorrect individuals, are politically conscious simply because they a) understand the essence of, Rene Descarte's Latin phrase cogito ergo sum and b) they are not afraid to be a white crow