Definitions by Uncle Dimma
methylphenidate
methylphenidate by Uncle Dimma December 28, 2013
methylphenidater
a) an offensive term for a person who abuses/takes Ritalin without a prescription
b) a girl who dates only, or mostly, men who are prescribed Ritalin.
b) a girl who dates only, or mostly, men who are prescribed Ritalin.
boy: Mandy, i heard you are a methylphenidater, is it true?
Mandy: yes and no. No, because don't abuse the wonder drug, and yes, because I find men who are prescribed Ritalin to be geeky enough for me .
Mandy: yes and no. No, because don't abuse the wonder drug, and yes, because I find men who are prescribed Ritalin to be geeky enough for me .
methylphenidater by Uncle Dimma December 28, 2013
Ehre weiBen kultur
a very offensive phrase used by WASP's and white Jews to insult only and specifically other white non-WASP's, white non-Jews and white non-Muslims who are pro-multiethnic and pro-multicultural to the point of being racist against white culture.
if you correctly and appropriately use the term Ehre weiBen kultur, as outlined in the definition above, you also automatically understand the supreme unalienable and undeniable reality that, while it is indeed possible in a post-colonial North American society to be white, pro-multicultural, pro-multiethnic all at the same time, it is absolutely, under any and all circumstances, forbidden by the historical reality of colonialism for any and all white people, regardless of whether they are a WASP or not, to be pro-multicultural and pro- multiethnic to the detriment of their own white culture. IMHO it is even more impossible and more forbidden for an African-American in modern North America to be pro-multicultural and pro-multiethnic to the detriment of his own cultural and historical identity.
Ehre weiBen kultur by Uncle Dimma December 28, 2013
Ehre weiBen kultur
an offensive phrase used by white people, patriots of white culture, to insult other white people who are less patriotic towards white culture.
brew your own vegetable soup; if you want to figure out what Ehre weiBen kultur means, go to google translate
Ehre weiBen kultur by Uncle Dimma December 27, 2013
normyguay
(a combination of the words normal and gay) : an offensive term term people that are heterosexual and extremely hetero-normative to insult people who only happen to be heterosexual but not hetero-normative
normyguay people cannot be racist because they are heterosexual and consider non-heterosexual individuals to be a normal and integral part of society and respect them as such. However a normyguay can say things like damno quod non intelligo or go scratch yourself, without being either sarcastic or offensive, to a non-heterosexual individual.
normyguay by Uncle Dimma December 26, 2013
sexsciology
(not to be confused with sexology) : a modern-ish sub branch of sociology dealing with new and ever-faster evolving concepts pertaining to sex, marriage, relationships, Kama Sutra entries, etc.
while sexology will help you with such things as ED and in-vitro fertilization, sexsciology will might help you better decide whether you are more suited to being someone's fwb or if you need to be in a a classical ltr
sexsciology by Uncle Dimma December 26, 2013
selfiglyphy
(A combination of the words selfie, ugly and photography)
a) when one's incompetence in photography is such that all they can do is take (objectively) ugly selfies
b) (medical condition): when a person feels like puking when looking at each and any selfie of themselves, even when the selfie is considered objectively by many people
eye-candy.
a) when one's incompetence in photography is such that all they can do is take (objectively) ugly selfies
b) (medical condition): when a person feels like puking when looking at each and any selfie of themselves, even when the selfie is considered objectively by many people
eye-candy.
As a medical condition, selfiglyphy cannot be treated, at least atm , even in a psychiatrist's office.
selfiglyphy by Uncle Dimma December 25, 2013