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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

to extend your lebensraum 

to extend your lebensraum

(even if the word lebensraum was, and is, offensive in the historical context of Nazi Germany, it is not in this case):
a phrase meaning: up your garbage after yourself and throw it away.

mother, entering her son's room (shouting): Daniel, how dare you keep all this trash on your table. Haven't I taught you better? I refuse to let you downstairs for dinner until and unless you are going to extend your lebensraum with regards to this table. got that?

son: yes. And i am sorry, i don't know what lebensraum means in German.

afthavithm 

(not to be confused with, but still pronounced atavism): a spiritual disease afflicting Jews and Muslims who over-consume pork and/or pork containing products.
Left untreated, afthavithm will result in the utter nuclear, biochemical and molecular disintegration (and ultimately death) of the monotheistic soul of the afflicted individual.
afthavithm by Uncle Dimma February 3, 2014
(from the Yiddish word a איד, i.e, a Jew):

a Jew who behaves like a total dork or idiot
Jew 1): hey you yidiot, stop eating pork in public, you are a disgrace to Judaism

Jew 2) Just shove off, church and state are separate in the western world.
yidiot by Uncle Dimma January 27, 2014

sneezer-tweezer

a coolidiculous term for a person who sneezes very loudly, and somewhat too much, despite the fact that they have no known medical allergies.
my dad is a sneezer-tweezer; i often make fun of him for that reason.
sneezer-tweezer by Uncle Dimma January 26, 2014

z-chara board hit 

(N.B: this definition, with no offense meant to Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans at least) hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding -at an angle of course-the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.
NHL fan forum post: Shame on you, dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty.

reply to post: asking yourself the question of whether or not Zdeno Chara intentionally injured Max Pacioretty is objectively meaningless. Whether intentional or not, a z-chara board hit, IMHO, is supposed to be banned in the NHL; an NHL game is not some kind of modern Roman gladiator spectacle where injuring, maiming, and even sometimes killing, one's opponents was not only tolerated, but encouraged. We have taken the Latin concept of panem et circenses far enough a.i.
z-chara board hit by Uncle Dimma January 26, 2014
the next set of Nuremberg Laws (:()coming out of the Canadian province of Quebec and targeting everyone who is neither white, nor Roman Catholic, nor unilingually Francophone and therefore doesn't support Pauline Marois
Please legally remove Pauline Marois from office before Bill 14 overturns what the Révolution Tranquille accomplished
Bill 14 by Uncle Dimma January 21, 2014
N.B: this is a politically incorrect, but historically and culturally correct definition, based on The Shem-ah Israel, the holiest prayer in Judaism.

(plural goy'yim, not goyim):

a) "nation" ( i.e. a nation outside The 12 Tribes of Israel) in Aramaic

b) a very offensive term for a non-monotheist or idol-worshiper
Since Jews are defined, by The Shem-ah Israel, as solely monotheists ( to be interpreted by Jews a as a scientific thesis), by antithesis, a goy thus becomes not only a non-Jew (offensive, but culturally and historically incorrect definition of a goy) but also a non-monotheist.
goy by Uncle Dimma January 20, 2014