Definitions by Uncle Dimma
get off my planet
mom: David, go do your homeowrk,
David: get off my planet, i am going to Adam's house.
mom: I refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic
David: get off my planet, i am going to Adam's house.
mom: I refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic
get off my planet by Uncle Dimma January 6, 2014
achtung a goyim
(literal translation from German: beware of non-monotheists): a phrase meaning, often said in a admonishing tone, "beware of immorality or amorality".
mother: Emily, mark my words, this is your first year in high school; apart from all the cool stuff you will learn, there are also, other, darker, more dangerous things that will surround you (...)
Emily (interrupting her mother) : Is achtung a goyim the phrase you wanted to use? yes, i know, dad told me yesterday, when I packed my things.
mother: Emily, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, but yes essentially you are correct.
Emily (interrupting her mother) : Is achtung a goyim the phrase you wanted to use? yes, i know, dad told me yesterday, when I packed my things.
mother: Emily, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, but yes essentially you are correct.
achtung a goyim by Uncle Dimma January 4, 2014
drive yourself away
a nicer, more polite way of telling someone to gtfo and get lost-in combination and at the same time
Since gtfo by itself is too boorish rude to use, and get lost doesn't cut it anymore because most people have cars, it would probably be more appropriate to use the term drive yourself away; people can drive away from a given situation faster than they can physically 'get lost' by simply walking away.
drive yourself away by Uncle Dimma January 4, 2014
classical letters
a physical, non technological, personal form of correspondence, excluding e-mail, fax, Skype, youtube, or phone. This type of communication was called, from Pharaonic Egypt, i.e. before the arrival of computers, personal epistolary correspondence
mother (before daughter goes off to University) : please write me classical letters, I am somewhat technologically challenged, and can't remember the password to access my email.
daughter: I can always write you a few classical letters, but they take time to come home. You are lucky I happen to know what they are. No one in my class but me knows what classical letters are anymore
daughter: I can always write you a few classical letters, but they take time to come home. You are lucky I happen to know what they are. No one in my class but me knows what classical letters are anymore
classical letters by Uncle Dimma January 4, 2014
grabbing a chocolate bar
if you are not a Don Juan,do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.
grabbing a chocolate bar by Uncle Dimma January 3, 2014
don't put the camel in the trash
(in Hebrew לא לשים הגמל בזבל): a funny/silly Hebrew phrase meaning, don't do something ridiculous or retarded without having though it through, only to regret it later.
Since camels are a valuable source, even to this day, of transportation in The Middle East, I will conclude that the phrase don't put the camel in the trash in English, would have to be a rational and sound piece of advice, let alone a silly phrase I invented.
don't put the camel in the trash by Uncle Dimma January 3, 2014
eating berries
if you want to be a self-made man or The Teflon Don you need to start by learning how to be eating berries
eating berries by Uncle Dimma January 3, 2014