Definitions by Uncle Dimma
methylphenidate
most people from the ignorant masses methylphenidate under its generic, ubiquitous, name instead of opening an organic chemistry book
methylphenidate by Uncle Dimma May 24, 2014
the riper the bush, the juicier the berry
(the ripeness in this case refers to the woman's age, and the juice is the amount of sexperience she has)
a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the more sexual experience she is theoretically bound to have.
a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the more sexual experience she is theoretically bound to have.
Craigslist post: is it a crime, if I am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?
Response : dear op, yes it is a crime; i am not even sure you have properly understood the concept of the riper the bush, the juicier the berry.
Response : dear op, yes it is a crime; i am not even sure you have properly understood the concept of the riper the bush, the juicier the berry.
the riper the bush, the juicier the berry by Uncle Dimma May 24, 2014
methylphenidater
methylphenidater
a) an offensive term for a person who abuses methylphenidate
b) an offensive/coolidiculous (depending on the situation) term for a girl who dates only, or mostly, men who are prescribed methylphenidate.
a) an offensive term for a person who abuses methylphenidate
b) an offensive/coolidiculous (depending on the situation) term for a girl who dates only, or mostly, men who are prescribed methylphenidate.
boy: Mandy, i heard you are a methylphenidater, is it true?
Mandy: yes and no. No, because don't abuse the wonder drug, and yes, because I find men who are prescribed Ritalin to be geeky enough for me .
Mandy: yes and no. No, because don't abuse the wonder drug, and yes, because I find men who are prescribed Ritalin to be geeky enough for me .
methylphenidater by Uncle Dimma May 24, 2014
Elmo's world
dad: son, stop living in Elmo's world.
son : you mean, you want me to stop living underwater
dad: no, I said stop living in a your own disconnected from reality world. people living underwater at least have intelligent ideas partially connected to reality, but considered beyond eccentric in their historical zeitgeists. you, however, are beyond the Pale.
son : you mean, you want me to stop living underwater
dad: no, I said stop living in a your own disconnected from reality world. people living underwater at least have intelligent ideas partially connected to reality, but considered beyond eccentric in their historical zeitgeists. you, however, are beyond the Pale.
Elmo's world by Uncle Dimma May 23, 2014
i.m.m.b
although it normally stands for " I miss my baby (boo), it can also serve as an acronym for 'in my morality book', i.e. morally speaking according to me.
a girl comes home from school during a rainstorm, and starts screaming, " yoohoo, parents, get my dinner ready, I want to go a friend's house later tonight.
father, from the living room: young lady, i.m.m.b I won't stand for it, your manners. Kodem koll, since it was a huijovij climate outside, take off your raincoat take a shower so you don't schwitz cuhm a chaizer, then, comme du monde, improve your vocabulary
father, from the living room: young lady, i.m.m.b I won't stand for it, your manners. Kodem koll, since it was a huijovij climate outside, take off your raincoat take a shower so you don't schwitz cuhm a chaizer, then, comme du monde, improve your vocabulary
i.m.m.b by Uncle Dimma May 22, 2014
ça laisse à désirer
a French- de France- phrase meaning 'you can do much better than this (in terms of the quality of the work you have done)
father: son, your report card, I'm afraid, ça laisse à désirer. Therefore, in order to motivate you to save your sinking Titanic, even if you don't give a rat's ass about it, I'm taking away your allowance. Now, comme du monde, go redo your homework. and btw a more appropriate English translation of ça laisse à desirer, is, "needs serious improvement big time", son, just to make sure you fully understand me.
ça laisse à désirer by Uncle Dimma May 21, 2014
Miranda Rights
(Bonus points if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :))
a set of Constitutional rights that are read to any American citizen upon his arrest for a crime committed on US soil.
a set of Constitutional rights that are read to any American citizen upon his arrest for a crime committed on US soil.
Miranda Rights should not under any circumstances be given to American citizens like Timothy McVeigh or Dzhokhar Tsarnaev who commit acts of terrorism on United States soil. A terrorist in The United States should have (...) "his body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)".
Miranda Rights by Uncle Dimma May 20, 2014