Definitions by Uncle Dimma
coolidiculous
coolidiculous
(the word is actually a combination of cool and ridiculous- ridiculous in an eccentric positive sense)
(adj): something that's cool and (positively) ridiculous at the same time
(the word is actually a combination of cool and ridiculous- ridiculous in an eccentric positive sense)
(adj): something that's cool and (positively) ridiculous at the same time
dude 1): what's your name?
dude 2: Dimma
dude 1: never heard of such a coolidiculous name. Where did you get it?
dude 2: don't know, my parents chose it
dude 2: Dimma
dude 1: never heard of such a coolidiculous name. Where did you get it?
dude 2: don't know, my parents chose it
coolidiculous by Uncle Dimma May 30, 2014
Deutsche schwein
a) a German phrase meaning "German piglet"
b) an offensive term for immoral or amoral people, regardless of whther or not they are actually German.
b) an offensive term for immoral or amoral people, regardless of whther or not they are actually German.
The Canadian province of Ontario, as per definition b) above knew what it was doing when it called a deutsche schwein any adult who smoked in a car in the presence of their children.
Deutsche schwein by Uncle Dimma May 30, 2014
better paying job
a job that pays, as the name suggests, better (i.e. more), than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.
son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.
father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education, or not, it's up to you, to then pull yourself up by your boot straps and get a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later hopefully open your own construction firm.
father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education, or not, it's up to you, to then pull yourself up by your boot straps and get a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later hopefully open your own construction firm.
better paying job by Uncle Dimma May 28, 2014
either you eat bacon, or you are wrong
either you eat bacon, or you are wrong
(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)
a phrase meaning
"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)
a phrase meaning
"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.
Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
either you eat bacon, or you are wrong by Uncle Dimma May 28, 2014
cougar life
(based on , but absolutely NOT related to, the internet site cougarlife.com, hence two words)
a life based on hedonism, immorality and amorality
a life based on hedonism, immorality and amorality
cougar life by Uncle Dimma May 28, 2014
wet dog shakes
a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name
b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.
b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.
mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?
Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.
mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.
mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
wet dog shakes by Uncle Dimma May 28, 2014
unachronistic
(combining the words unrealistic and anachronistic, and pronounced younachronistic): someone or something that is equally, if not more, historically, socially and culturally anachronistic- and unadaptable to modern values and society- than the United Nations.
the only other political institution that would be as unachronistic, and therefore politically irrelevant and antiquated in the modern world, would be either communism or le Parti Quebecois
unachronistic by Uncle Dimma May 26, 2014