Definitions by Uncle Dimma

business-suicide 

An objective, according to everyone but yourself, complete mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources.

If I tell you you're committing business-suicide please ask yourself the question of whether or not you're genetically fit to live in a capitalist society.

business-suicide by Uncle Dimma October 1, 2014

dairy queen

a) an ice cream parlor in North America

b) a coolidiculous, non-misogynistic term for a lesbian female

most females who define themselves as a dairy queen in public are probably sarcastic about and are more like bisexual or bi-curious in private.

dairy queen by Uncle Dimma October 1, 2014

friendteraction 

a) an interaction with a friend
b) a friendly verbal interaction with a stranger

it's better to have no human verbal interaction with anyone, friend or foe, than risk having a friendteraction (definition b) with a total stranger

friendteraction by Uncle Dimma September 30, 2014

redorgerous 

(adj) : said of a person who is both a redhead and overall physically gorgeous at the same time

there is probably no better epitome of redorgerous than Lily Evans, Harry Potter's mom

redorgerous by Uncle Dimma September 30, 2014

turkey fingers 

a less offensive term than oaf for clumsy person

stop telling me your limo is triple parked; stop being such turkey fingers and learn the phrase "practice makes perfect"

turkey fingers by Uncle Dimma September 30, 2014

panem et circences 

a) bread and circuses in Latin.
b) the main raison d'être of the American media

As per definitions both a) and b) above the Jodi Arias trial is IMHO nothing more than panem et circences.

panem et circences by Uncle Dimma September 29, 2014

porkbecue 

a family barbecue where there is no other type of meat but pork.

if you are likely to suffer from afthavithm, do not attend a porkbecue

porkbecue by Uncle Dimma September 27, 2014