Definitions by Uncle Dimma

hexventure buddy 

(A combination of the words high, adventure and sex)

A buddy of the opposite gender, with whom, as the name suggests, to get high, drunk, and have casual sexual adventures with, on a long term basis.

boy: do you want a hexventure buddy?

Girl: do I look like a cl fuck bunny to you?

hexventure buddy by Uncle Dimma October 28, 2014

ravenhead 

synonym of redorgerous but for black-haired people

if Lily Evans was redorgerous, James Potter was definitely a ravenhead

ravenhead by Uncle Dimma October 27, 2014

the green giant in the valley 

The biggest, meanest, most physically intimidating bully in your environment

My former high school was reputed to have the green giant in the valley among several high schools.

the green giant in the valley by Uncle Dimma October 24, 2014

double-barreled assault and battery 

(Not to be confused with domestic violence)when both partners in a relationship commit physical violence against each other, usually following an argument.

Slava Voynov's case is double-barreled assault and battery, not simple domestic violence, since both he and his girlfriend required medical attention following the incident.

double-barreled assault and battery by Uncle Dimma October 24, 2014

double-barreled common-law assault and battery 

(not to be confused with regular, run-of-the mill domestic violence, which is strictly one spouse physically beating up the other)

when 2 common-law spouses start perpetrating physical domestic violence on each other at the same time during an argument and both require hospitalization for their injuries afterwards.

the recent case against Slava Voynov of theLos Angeles Kings is not, IMHO to be classified as domestic violence but as double-barreled common-law assault and battery, simply because both he and his girlfriend suffered significant injuries requiring hospitalization during the incident.

double-barreled common-law assault and battery by Uncle Dimma October 23, 2014

mediapocricy

( a combination of the words media and hypocrisy): hypocritical propaganda statements as preached by the media.

The United Nations are masters at using mediapocricy to spread its own influence

mediapocricy by Uncle Dimma October 21, 2014

achtüng a göy'yim 

(literal translation from ca. 1840's-1920's- German)

a) beware of non-monotheists and heathens, i.e. immoral/amoral individuals

b) a admonishing phrase meaning, "beware of immorality/ amorality".

mother: Emily, mark my words, this is your first year in high school; apart from all the cool stuff you will learn, there are also, other, darker, more dangerous things (...)

Emily (interrupting her mother) : Is achtüng a göy'yim the phrase you wanted to use? I know, dad told me yesterday (...)

achtüng a göy'yim by Uncle Dimma October 20, 2014