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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

muscle-man 

A coolidiculous term for a person who is neither an athlete nor a body builder but still physically strong
I need muscle-man tonhelp me cross the street with my grocery bags.
muscle-man by Uncle Dimma October 14, 2014
a Hebrew noun/adjective of my invention, pronounced peemoh'r, (פימור in Hebrew), meaning something as gruesome (adjective) as a genetic cross between an elephant (פִּיל in Hebrew) and a donkey (חמור in Hebrew).

As a noun it would offensively denote a person who behaves like a genetic cross between an elephant and a donkey and has, seemingly, no manners, none whatsoever.
The word pimor is actually an amalgamation of the Hebrew words פִּיל (elephant in English) and חמור (donkey in English). Pimor, what exactly are you doing?
pimor by Uncle Dimma October 11, 2014
1) (v) to attract, through social media, attention to political issues so important to you that you are ready to go on a crusade in order to defend said issues.

2) (n): something that, prior to the advent of the social media phenomenon, was known as a 'pound key') on your phone.
I am going to hashtag ''Mitt Romney for president'', and no i won't press the hashtag-pound key- on my phone, because it doesn't serve any purpose.
hashtag by Uncle Dimma October 11, 2014

picture test 

on a dating/social media site, what others think of and how they perceive the selfie on your profile.
what is it to Louis XIV if i passed someone's picture test and they messaged me or not; beauty is in the eye of the beholder when we meet in real life.
picture test by Uncle Dimma October 10, 2014

izobrazhat 

(in Russian изображать: конкретно испоганить и испохабить образ и подобие по которому вас создал бог)

for a rational and pragmatic person who is neither a comedy actor nor a clown by profession, to make a buffone of one's self in public.
if you are a sane and normal person, even if you may be a Jim Carey or Harry Houdini by profession, the verb izobrazhat isn't supposed to be part of your vocabulary
izobrazhat by Uncle Dimma October 9, 2014

izobrazhat 

(in Russian изображать: конкретно испоганить и испохабить образ и подобие по которому вас создал бог)

for a rational and pragmatic person who is neither a comedy actor nor a clown by profession, to make a buffone of one's self in public.
if you are a sane and normal person, even if you may be a Jim Carey or Harry Houdini by profession, the verb izobrazhat isn't supposed to be part of your vocabulary
izobrazhat by Uncle Dimma October 9, 2014

neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Dog 

this term is used to describe

1) a problem in a given scientific subject that is so hard and incomprehensible that even most people with a PhD in that field have trouble making head or tail of it.

2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there.

3) something that has rarely been seen in the scientific world, and it is therefore hard to distinguish what it is or is not.
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Dog. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao champ! We are in private school, right? are you lazy, or are you a normal student, and will therefore work on this problem comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Dog. I feel like I just want to complain to someone for no specific reason.