Definitions by Uncle Dimma
cqfd
(a Quebec French acronym for con qui fail d'aplomb): an offensive phrase, which translated to English literally means an oafish, boorish, clumsy person who spectacularly fails at everything they do, or try to do.
(scene from Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets):
diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you the cqfd who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.
Harry : if it wasn't you, who was he?
Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.
Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don`t qualify him as a cqfd
diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you the cqfd who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.
Harry : if it wasn't you, who was he?
Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.
Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don`t qualify him as a cqfd
cqfd by Uncle Dimma November 22, 2014
hibernate
A) antiquated definition: what animals do in order to survive winter
B) modern definition: to hook up with a winter fuckbuddy on Craigslist.
C) very offensive: what people suffering from seasonal mood disorder should do.
B) modern definition: to hook up with a winter fuckbuddy on Craigslist.
C) very offensive: what people suffering from seasonal mood disorder should do.
hibernate by Uncle Dimma November 20, 2014
drug-lord
(Not to be confused with drug lord):
A person in north America with a bachelor's, masters, and PhD- all in biochemistry and all from north American uninversities-who produces for resale, but never consumes themselves, hard drugs like methamphetamine and crack cocaine.
A person in north America with a bachelor's, masters, and PhD- all in biochemistry and all from north American uninversities-who produces for resale, but never consumes themselves, hard drugs like methamphetamine and crack cocaine.
drug-lord by Uncle Dimma November 19, 2014
devil-worship
son: is using animals in medical research in medical lab settings considered devil-worship, according to the Unforgiveables?
father: to most of the civilian population and to the Unforgivables no. the Unforgivables don't care because they are there to protect business and private property, and medical research facilities are owned and operated by big pharmaceutical companies like Pfizer. to the people who are passionately obsessed with animal rights, yes.If you want to know more, go take a medical ethics course at McGill University.
father: to most of the civilian population and to the Unforgivables no. the Unforgivables don't care because they are there to protect business and private property, and medical research facilities are owned and operated by big pharmaceutical companies like Pfizer. to the people who are passionately obsessed with animal rights, yes.If you want to know more, go take a medical ethics course at McGill University.
devil-worship by Uncle Dimma November 16, 2014
gunnysacking
1- bringing into a given conflict situation issues that are irrelevant to said conflict
2- not be forgiving of past grievances that are irrelevant in the current conflict
2- not be forgiving of past grievances that are irrelevant in the current conflict
IMHO gunnysacking is the worst possible method of conflict resolution and can make an argument less controllable than it needs to be, with often undesirable subsequent consequences
gunnysacking by Uncle Dimma November 16, 2014
short-handed
1) without any seemingly particular effort
2) in unfavorable circumstances
3) in a game of when your team is not on the power play
4) hand-over-fist in British English slang
2) in unfavorable circumstances
3) in a game of when your team is not on the power play
4) hand-over-fist in British English slang
Person a: can Sidney Crosby score short-handed, even after his injury of Jan 2011-Feb 2012?
Person b: we'll have to wait and see.
Person b: we'll have to wait and see.
short-handed by Uncle Dimma November 16, 2014