Definitions by Uncle Dimma

my week with Marilyn

(N.B: The Marilyn referred to is Marilyn Monroe )

a) the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which a character played by Emma Watson goes back in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe

b) an average Joe's encounter with a celebrity in the secular world.

boy a): what did you get for your birthday?

boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents, getting to meet Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak on a local TV show and I was in the audience.

my week with Marilyn by Uncle Dimma October 31, 2014

feub 

(A combination of the words female and cub, pronounced feb): literally a female version of a male cub, on online hookup/dating sites.

If nowadays cougars look for cubs for a craigs-hook, why should a silver-fox be punished if he wants a feub?

feub by Uncle Dimma October 31, 2014

piggletoid 

a coolidiculous/ childish/nonsensical synonym for any or most of the following words: nonsense, junk, triffle

we don't have time for this piggletoid; let's get back to work.

piggletoid by Uncle Dimma October 30, 2014

methane freebie 

A coolidiculous and/or offensive term for a very public, very powerful and very smelly fart.

Shame on you if you know how to release a methane freebie in public, especially at the dinner table.

methane freebie by Uncle Dimma October 30, 2014

hexventure buddy 

(A combination of the words high, adventure and sex)

A buddy of the opposite gender, with whom, as the name suggests, to get high, drunk, and have casual sexual adventures with, on a long term basis.

boy: do you want a hexventure buddy?

Girl: do I look like a cl fuck bunny to you?

hexventure buddy by Uncle Dimma October 28, 2014

ravenhead 

synonym of redorgerous but for black-haired people

if Lily Evans was redorgerous, James Potter was definitely a ravenhead

ravenhead by Uncle Dimma October 27, 2014

the green giant in the valley 

The biggest, meanest, most physically intimidating bully in your environment

My former high school was reputed to have the green giant in the valley among several high schools.

the green giant in the valley by Uncle Dimma October 24, 2014