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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

Skyward poking flagship 

A guy's erect junk, ready to go
A skyward poking flagship is another term for trouser snake

A.f.i mode 

at work when you are idle against your will. Not because you're lazy or slow working or whatever, but you're literally awaiting further instructions and/information related to a certain task or project.
When you're caught doing nothing at work (caveat this doesn't include things that you already know are nsfw) you can always tell your boss you're neither idle nor indolent or anything similar, but in a.f.i mode.
A.f.i mode by Uncle Dimma October 9, 2024

The Diddy hotline exploded 

(Referencing Sean Combs and his 2024 legal saga). Self explanatory, right? Describes a situation where shit hits the fan
the Diddy hotline exploded. Oh shit. It's Nov 5, 2024

Locked and loaded

A guy with his trouser snake poking skyward, ready to have bareback sex
Girl 1: Anna have you seen this locked and loaded specimen by the front door of the club?

Anna: yes he looks like a dork too. Let's go to another bar.

Power mad misery merchant 

Someone who's happy when you're miserable and who survives by peddling you news or junk that makes you even more miserable and depressed
look no further that a predatory capitalist to be a power mad misery merchant

idiot farm

Pretty self explanatory as to what a modern American college has become, with its high cost and party expectation
Берем дуб, выпускаем липу is a perfect Russian translation of what an idiot farm is designed to do. The phrase literally means you "take an oak -дуб in russian- ( an oak in Russian is also a stupid individual ) and produce a linden tree- липу in Russian- (a linden in Russian is also called a fake intellectual)".
idiot farm by Uncle Dimma October 2, 2024

Indoctrination of mindless conformity 

Indoctrination with the sole purpose of getting people to mindlessly conform (i.e without asking too many intellectual questions) to your way of thinking
The purpose of modern of modern education isn't just propaganda by itself, it's indoctrination of mindless conformity, no questions asked