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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

therapee 

(not to be confused with therapy): a person undergoing some form of therapy by a private therapist.
since i don't need a therapist, i can't be considered a therapee.
therapee by Uncle Dimma May 16, 2015

interviewee 

(as opposed to the interviewer): the person being interviewed on a television programme
i would rather be the interviewee rather than interviewing someone else
interviewee by Uncle Dimma May 15, 2015

a Calgary Flame 

a) a member of the the Calgary Flames hockey club.

b) a synonym for a long distance relationship
do not get involved in a Calgary Flame, definition b), unless you can handle the emotional side effects of a long distance relationships.

50 Shades of Grey 

( based on the novel by E.L. James)

a) the multiple facets of one's psychological profile/personality.

b) a more extensive repertoire- than even the Kama Sutra- of all the possible sexual positions,kinks and fetishes known to mankind throughout history and around the world.
even if you don't have all the 50 Shades of Grey , definition b), in your bag, don't worry; be more concerned with the 50 Shades of Grey definition a), when choosing your friends.

Christian Grey 

( based on the novel trilogy by E.L. James):

(very offensive): a very sexually deviant individual such as doctor Hannibal Lecter, or Lavrentiy Pavlovitch Beria.
any Christian Grey you happen to know should be given a psyche eval right away.
a) a fanny, or vagina, in British English

b) American English, an offensive term 4 a non pragmatic, non rational male who use his phallic organ to think things through instead of using his thinking cap
if you are a male twat, definition b), you have a problem, and a serious one
twat by Uncle Dimma May 9, 2015

phallic organ 

a more polite term for a guy's penis
when you want think things through rationally, do not use either your emotions or your phallic organ; use your thinking cap