Definitions by Uncle Dimma

bedroom-dead

Adj: when a woman has not had sex, with her significant other or a male lover, in more than 10 weeks and is sexually frustrated.

If a woman is bedroom-dead, and has needs, she'll probably resort to Craigslist

bedroom-dead by Uncle Dimma June 27, 2016

toecurgasm 

(A combination of the words, and short hand for the phrase, toe curling orgasm):

1) even if it's not a squirting orgasm, the best orgasm a woman has had
2) literally, a specific type of female orgasm that can be achieved only while the woman has her toes sucked on by her partner.

If you're a woman and never had a toecurgasm, definition 1), and suddenly have one, you may have a severe case of foot fetish that suddenly morphed into a toecurgasm, definition 2).

toecurgasm by Uncle Dimma June 18, 2016

king cobra 

A very arrogant person

Look at the king cobra that's about to strike and you'll understand what it feels like to talk to an arrogant person

king cobra by Uncle Dimma June 12, 2016

biketercation 

A physical altercation, violent or not, between either two or more bikers or biker gangs

Have you ever seen a road rage incident turn into a biketercation?

biketercation by Uncle Dimma June 10, 2016

follow the map to Stalingrad 

Instead of travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates, figuring out a plan of action, and stickingto it, before undertaking anything of scale

If you don't want to suffer the consequences of having done something retargerous, why not simply follow the map to Stalingrad?

follow the map to Stalingrad by Uncle Dimma June 8, 2016

infashionated 

( a combination of the adj infatuated and the noun fashion):

1) a person infatuated (not romantically, but literally obsessed ) with the latest clothes fashions
2) a person of a given non agricultural or non professional service occupation, (i.e a trade) such as carpentry, who is obsessed with fashioning ( I.e. crafting/creating) things with their hands

An infashionated individual, especially definition 2), is also called an infashionator. However, if you are infashionated, definition 1), you may also be suffering from a sociologically understudied condition called infashionation, which can, if a person also has a tendency to spend money they may not have, evolve into the indiviaul becoming a shopaholic.

infashionated by Uncle Dimma June 8, 2016

float like a butterfly, sting like a bee

( invented by and physically applied to Muhammad Ali ):

A) an adjective to describe 'gentle giants'

B) describes, a politically active ( but not a politician) people who have a particular sense of 'political sarcasm' and matching wit' when they discuss politics on an intellectual level

C) describes very few professional politicians who use the particular sarcasm identified above to not mince words when they ' say what they mean' and ' mean what they say'

While the phrase float like a butterfly, sting like a bee can be theoretically applied definition a), to Muhammad Ali, it can also be applied , definition b) , to not only Muhammad Ali, but also simple politically conscious people like myself . Definition c) can be applied not only to myself and Muhammad Ali ( to the extent that Muhammad Ali and I were never politicians) but should rarely epitomize, whereb it's deserved, professional politicians like Vladimir Putin who don't mince words when they speak, using definition b) instead to ' say what they mean' and ' mean what they mean'

float like a butterfly, sting like a bee by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2016