Definitions by Uncle Dimma
proletariat syndrome
when you work a 9-5 (or 8-4) shift, come home by about 6 pm, only to take a shower and dose off to sleep until 8- 8:30 pm, before doing anything else; however, you are back in bed by 10-10:30 pm, because you have to get up early again the following morning and repeat the process.
the proletariat syndrome occurs most commonly in, as the name suggests, the working classes who don't work in offices, during the fall and winter months, usually September through late January, when the days are getting shorter. Also, the proletariat syndrome should never, under any circumstances, be confused with a real medical condition known as seasonal mood disorder
proletariat syndrome by Uncle Dimma July 30, 2016
lol, not exactly
in a question-answer conversation/argument, when the reality is the exact opposite of what is being assumed by the person you are debating with.
boy a) so you had a flash-bang with your girlfriend and now what? she's pregnant?
boy b): haha. lol, not exactly. and since since when does every flash-bang have to lead to a troglodithe? or a beautiful disaster?
boy b): haha. lol, not exactly. and since since when does every flash-bang have to lead to a troglodithe? or a beautiful disaster?
lol, not exactly by Uncle Dimma July 30, 2016
imba
boy 1) why are you are so imba at Monopoly, even if Monopoly is not a FPS?
boy 2) You need to play Monopoly if you are going to survive in the capitalist world, "practice makes perfect, remember"
boy 2) You need to play Monopoly if you are going to survive in the capitalist world, "practice makes perfect, remember"
imba by Uncle Dimma July 30, 2016
zones urbaines sensibles
( sensitive urban zones in English and abbreviated ZUS in French of France): urban based Muslim ghettos within major European cities where only Sharia law is practiced/ enforced
some zones urbaines sensibles are so dangerous that they are effectively " no-go zones' for both non musims and the local police
zones urbaines sensibles by Uncle Dimma July 30, 2016
a ghost with a sperm-box
(in Russian призрак с детородным органом) :
a) an offensive term for a Muslim wears the full body burqa, instead of simply the hijab
b) (as a replacement for paternalism): a new misogynistic method of parental control, and punishment, used by ISIS against their female captives
a) an offensive term for a Muslim wears the full body burqa, instead of simply the hijab
b) (as a replacement for paternalism): a new misogynistic method of parental control, and punishment, used by ISIS against their female captives
girl: I am considering converting to Islam
boy: do you want to look like a ghost with a sperm-box, as in definition a) above, or would you like to suffer under a misogynistic paternal order?
girl : eeuw....I've never seen or heard of such a thing, i mean as a punishment
boy: well that's what you'll suffer if you do convert to Islam, especially if you want to join ISIS
boy: do you want to look like a ghost with a sperm-box, as in definition a) above, or would you like to suffer under a misogynistic paternal order?
girl : eeuw....I've never seen or heard of such a thing, i mean as a punishment
boy: well that's what you'll suffer if you do convert to Islam, especially if you want to join ISIS
a ghost with a sperm-box by Uncle Dimma July 30, 2016
one-man wrecking crew
A single individual who can deliver to the world more political, social, economic and military chaos than Nostradamus's 3 Antichrists- Stalin, Hitler and Napoleon Bonaparte- combined.
Is Donald Trump really the one-man wrecking crew that the Democrats make him out to be and that Joe Biden defined as such at the 2016 DNC?
one-man wrecking crew by Uncle Dimma July 28, 2016