Definitions by Uncle Dimma

horfrendous 

f*ing horrendous

ISIS is a horfrendous terrorist organization, even more horfrendous than Nazi Germany, and should therefore be taken as a serious threat to Western civilization

horfrendous by Uncle Dimma December 17, 2017

misserita 

a virgin teen girl between the ages of 12-16

here's the usual progression (in the western world) : first you are misserita (your fathers last name), then when you are under 18 and not virgin, you become miss (again your fathers last name) and then, when you get married after age 18, you become mrs (your husbands last name)

misserita by Uncle Dimma December 9, 2017

chazzakah

(in Hebrew חָזקָה ) a second or third opinion, especially when you want to go to a doctor for an opinion on a medical issue you may have

do not trust the first doctor you when they say you need useless cosmetic surgery, use chazzakah instead and seek a second or third opinion, its just common sense

chazzakah by Uncle Dimma December 9, 2017

pussy dork 

a male over age 20 who is virgin solely because he is a binoculared pig type of geek/dorm

if you're a girl you're more likely, nowadays, to go for a pussy magnet rather than a pussy dork

pussy dork by Uncle Dimma December 7, 2017

pig sauce

(самогон in Russian): moonshine or other bad quality home-made alcohol or wine

why even bother making pig sauce when, once in a while, you can splurge a bit more on yourself and drink good quality whiskey or cider at the local pub?

pig sauce by Uncle Dimma December 7, 2017

to kiknap 

to 'kidnap'a person on Kik and forcibly add them to a group they don't want to be in

I wasn't very happy happy the other day when someone tried to kiknap me a few times.

to kiknap by Uncle Dimma November 27, 2017

kik'er 

(not to be confused with kiker) : a fellow Kik user

I am on Kik for fun and as a sociological experiment on the development of social media; I am definitely not your kik'er.

kik'er by Uncle Dimma November 27, 2017