Definitions by Uncle Dimma

liberalism 

the post-Bill Clinton mantra of the United States Democratic Party

Liberalism is supposed to be, imho, defined as morally bankrupt, socio-culturally perverted, historically inaccurate, genetically unpatriotic, psychologically manipulative, medically unfit, educationally failed, mentally hypocritical, professionally dysfunctional, religiously sinful, pathologically conniving, financially insolvent, legally criminal and, above all else, sexually amoral

liberalism by Uncle Dimma December 27, 2017

Orleans bride 

(parodying Joan of Arc, the virgin bride of Orleans]) : a woman born post-Bill Clinton in North America who is over age 20 who is not only a potential future spinster but may be a virgin

i don't suggest marrying an Orleans bride

Orleans bride by Uncle Dimma December 27, 2017

red taper 

an offensive term for meaningless, useless bureaucrat

a red taper's raison d'etre is to produce more red tape and snafus than any rational person can understand

red taper by Uncle Dimma December 26, 2017

bird

British slang term for girlfriend

who is this new bird of yours?

bird by Uncle Dimma December 23, 2017

ignorance is bliss 

a phrase meaning, in modern capitalism, "if it's not yours to begin with, and you weren't told what to do with it, don't touch it"

if you don't want unattended cannonballs and want to follow the path of least resistance learn what the phrase ignorance is bliss actually means

ignorance is bliss by Uncle Dimma December 23, 2017

trump-a-meltression 

a new psychiatric disorder characterized by a combination of a psychiatric meltdown, a depression and severe apoplexy afflicting snowflakes and non-patriots in the United States

the first known cases of trump-a-meltression occurred among the news crews at CNN shortly after 3:45 am Eastern time on November 9, 2016 after President Trump defeated you-know-who

trump-a-meltression by Uncle Dimma December 23, 2017

goulag Confederate 

(confederate must be with a capital C): an American judge/prosecutor/ law enforcement official who more likely send a violent criminal to a goulag work camp than to the big house or condemned row

in order to rid Chicago of crime Rahm Emanuel shouldn't ask the U.N. for help , he should hire a Marshall Zhukov or another goulag Confederate.

goulag Confederate by Uncle Dimma December 19, 2017