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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

Porch pirate 

A person who, ( self explanatory hint), steals your Amazon deliveries right of your front porch.
The term porch pirate may have been invented by Adam Carolla. Why become a porch pirate when you can just loot a California train?
Porch pirate by Uncle Dimma January 14, 2022

Doomed to fail 

A good description of Biden's presidency. Even worse than doa- dead on arrival.
Biden's presidency is doomed to fail for reasons I can't really describe here but please trust me.
Doomed to fail by Uncle Dimma January 14, 2022

Meth addicted hillbillies

New term for Hilary's deplorables, but under Biden and you oppose build back better
Do not insult Joe Manchin or call his constituents meth addicted hillbillies.

Hare-brained 

If you have hare-brained ideas, or want to be employed as a buffoonishly idiotic clown, don't plan a ninja counter-strike, ever.
Hare-brained by Uncle Dimma January 14, 2022

Crime insanity 

When criminals plead guilty to a crime of lesser seriousness than what they were convicted of, and afterwards being proud of said fact.
Crime insanity? A perfect example would be a Baltimore man recently convicted of 18 criminal counts including attempted murder and all he got was 6 months or less in jail for some stupid arson charge. This dude is now on tv claiming he shouldn't be out. What crime insanity.
Crime insanity by Uncle Dimma January 13, 2022

Misdiformation 

Misdiformation exists (only) in the comments section of your Facebook or Twitter newsfeed. How to prevent misdiformation? Stop getting a cowboy update
Misdiformation by Uncle Dimma January 12, 2022

Deprive itself of oxygen 

( for a problem) to go away on its own, without you putting in the effort into solving the problem
The problem of smurglaries will not deprive itself of oxygen until we reinstate bail. :(