Definitions by Uncle Dimma
Porch pirate
The term porch pirate may have been invented by Adam Carolla. Why become a porch pirate when you can just loot a California train?
Porch pirate by Uncle Dimma January 14, 2022
Doomed to fail
Doomed to fail by Uncle Dimma January 14, 2022
Meth addicted hillbillies
Meth addicted hillbillies by Uncle Dimma January 14, 2022
Hare-brained
If you have hare-brained ideas, or want to be employed as a buffoonishly idiotic clown, don't plan a ninja counter-strike, ever.
Hare-brained by Uncle Dimma January 14, 2022
Crime insanity
When criminals plead guilty to a crime of lesser seriousness than what they were convicted of, and afterwards being proud of said fact.
Crime insanity? A perfect example would be a Baltimore man recently convicted of 18 criminal counts including attempted murder and all he got was 6 months or less in jail for some stupid arson charge. This dude is now on tv claiming he shouldn't be out. What crime insanity.
Crime insanity by Uncle Dimma January 13, 2022
Misdiformation
Misinformation and disinformation combined.
Misdiformation exists (only) in the comments section of your Facebook or Twitter newsfeed. How to prevent misdiformation? Stop getting a cowboy update
Misdiformation by Uncle Dimma January 12, 2022
Deprive itself of oxygen
Deprive itself of oxygen by Uncle Dimma January 12, 2022