Definitions by Uncle Dimma

Sugarnated

Kind of like cafenated but with sugar instead of coffee.

I was over cafenated and over sugarnated today at work.

Sugarnated by Uncle Dimma January 25, 2023

Stranger things? 

A nice way of saying what haven't I seen/heard or experienced before?

Mom: tomorrow there's a snowstorm. Don't take the car to work. Take public transit.

Son: I'm taking the car. It's time to say stranger things? Right?

Stranger things? by Uncle Dimma January 25, 2023

The Pelosis are prolific stock traders 

If a lot of people are doing the same (intelligent or not intelligent thing) at the ame time, why shouldn't I be able to do the same thing?

Mom: son stop treating and go do homework

Son: remembers. The pelosis are prolific stock traders. I'll be a truant and I'll become a criminal haha.

The Pelosis are prolific stock traders by Uncle Dimma January 25, 2023

San Francisco mud 

The liquid human feces found on the streets of San Francisco.

Is this San Francisco mud on your shoes or what?

San Francisco mud by Uncle Dimma January 21, 2023

Herd the cats 

Taking charge of a project in such a way that

a) all the participants of the project know their exact roles very well and are ready to hit the ground running when the project gets off the ground and underway

b) the project is completed quickly, efficiently and effectively.

Nancy Pelosi was amazing at playing herd the cats when it came to passing legislation favorable to her.

Herd the cats by Uncle Dimma January 4, 2023

Not my monkey, not my circus 

Not my problem and I don't f*ing care anyways.

Use the phrase not my monkey, not my circus when someone asks you for example, your opinion about Nostradamus or other meaningless, to you, nonsense. The phrase was first used by this guy Gavi who once worked with me.

Not my monkey, not my circus by Uncle Dimma December 28, 2022

Fmud 

Acronym for fuck my useless degree.

Fmud! I got a non stem degree and am not proud of myself, even as a libertarian.

Fmud by Uncle Dimma December 23, 2022