Definitions by Uncle Dimma
the Unforgiveables
(NB: Not to be confused with The Unforgivable Curses mentioned in the Harry Potter series, the u of Unforgiveables must always be a capital U):
a term of respect, awe and fear term referring, collectively, to the legislative, judicial, and executive orders of one's society.
Thus named because, usually, in North America an individual's criminal record is 'unforgiveable', remaining with the individual either for a very long period of time or for life.
a term of respect, awe and fear term referring, collectively, to the legislative, judicial, and executive orders of one's society.
Thus named because, usually, in North America an individual's criminal record is 'unforgiveable', remaining with the individual either for a very long period of time or for life.
son: can I grow weed in our backyard? i heard in school it's hip and cool.
father: you can do whatever the hell you please. But remember you write your life in indelible ink. do not get on the wrong side of the Unforgiveables, because your criminal record will most likely follow you to the grave. now, go scratch yourself
father: you can do whatever the hell you please. But remember you write your life in indelible ink. do not get on the wrong side of the Unforgiveables, because your criminal record will most likely follow you to the grave. now, go scratch yourself
the Unforgiveables by Uncle Dimma December 28, 2012
dump-clothes
dump-clothes
(noun): an offensive term for a person who who IYHO dresses you badly/poorly that they did indeed did find their clothes at the local dump
N.B: if you are merely being insulted as a dump-clothes, without actually being one, your answer to the offending party should be: get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.
(noun): an offensive term for a person who who IYHO dresses you badly/poorly that they did indeed did find their clothes at the local dump
N.B: if you are merely being insulted as a dump-clothes, without actually being one, your answer to the offending party should be: get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.
Harry Potter walks into the kitchen. His aunt Petunia is screaming, rather shrieking, at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! Haven't Vernon and I taught you how to dress properly? how dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?
Harry: since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I am so not wasting my time with you. I have other cats to skin.
(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
Harry: since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I am so not wasting my time with you. I have other cats to skin.
(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
dump-clothes by Uncle Dimma December 26, 2012
Sanhedrin
Sanhedrin
a) a supreme legal, executive and judicial council in extant tribal societies in the non-Western world.
b) a conference of people in the same vocational field.
a) a supreme legal, executive and judicial council in extant tribal societies in the non-Western world.
b) a conference of people in the same vocational field.
boy a) have you heard of the Mumba-Yumba tribe, it's somewhere in Africa. Would you know if they have a Sanhedrin?
boy b) sorry dude, you are barking up the wrong tree. I am a history, not an anthropology, major. Therefore your question is not my brand of whiskey. And here is more cattle fodder. My dad and uncle are also holding a chemistry and biochemistry Sanchedrin at Baskerville Hall, my late grandparents' country estate.
boy b) sorry dude, you are barking up the wrong tree. I am a history, not an anthropology, major. Therefore your question is not my brand of whiskey. And here is more cattle fodder. My dad and uncle are also holding a chemistry and biochemistry Sanchedrin at Baskerville Hall, my late grandparents' country estate.
Sanhedrin by Uncle Dimma December 23, 2012
en temps et lieux utiles
an English translation of a French phrase meaning
"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to know something"
"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to know something"
son: Dad, I'd like to learn how to drive a car, my older brother Jerry who is 16, i;s learning how to drive. Why can't I?
father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, but, as of today, at the tender age of 13, you are definitely not old enough. Now go sleep tight.
father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, but, as of today, at the tender age of 13, you are definitely not old enough. Now go sleep tight.
en temps et lieux utiles by Uncle Dimma December 22, 2012
attach balloons to
a boy starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair in his backyard
his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?
Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.
mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean not your chemistry homework (sigh). now get inside before I fly off the handle at you for not obeying my authority
his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?
Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.
mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean not your chemistry homework (sigh). now get inside before I fly off the handle at you for not obeying my authority
attach balloons to by Uncle Dimma December 22, 2012
pigs don't fly
a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts admonishing him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?
His mother starts admonishing him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?
pigs don't fly by Uncle Dimma December 22, 2012
troglodithe
1) a term invented by Montesquieu to refer to a myhtical nation he describes in his work The Spirit of The Laws
2) a term of endearment, usually referring to small children, calling them, in fact, cute little baby monsters
2) a term of endearment, usually referring to small children, calling them, in fact, cute little baby monsters
mother: Peter, my favorite troglodithe, it's time to pick up your toys and go to bed, sweetheart.
Peter: Wait, lol, since you called me a troglodithe, my nickname is now Squirtle, as in one of the three starting Pokemon?
mother: if you want, but, lol, my troglodithe Squirtle, please pick up your toys and go to bed.
Peter (now calling himself Squirtle, as a nickname): okay.
Peter: Wait, lol, since you called me a troglodithe, my nickname is now Squirtle, as in one of the three starting Pokemon?
mother: if you want, but, lol, my troglodithe Squirtle, please pick up your toys and go to bed.
Peter (now calling himself Squirtle, as a nickname): okay.
troglodithe by Uncle Dimma December 22, 2012