Definitions by Uncle Dimma
doing harakiri
the act of committing suicide (but not as the name suggests, harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual of suicide by disembowelment often used historically by the samurai).
son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?
father: Adrian, G-d only knows why people commit such an irrational act. It's probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. There's always hope even in the secular setting, by getting a social worker or psychotherapist. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire no matter how dire the situation seems to be.
son: so, what do we tell a person about to commit suicide? "don't burn your bridges"? and that they should stop rejecting the help that they deserve?
father: yup.
father: Adrian, G-d only knows why people commit such an irrational act. It's probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. There's always hope even in the secular setting, by getting a social worker or psychotherapist. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire no matter how dire the situation seems to be.
son: so, what do we tell a person about to commit suicide? "don't burn your bridges"? and that they should stop rejecting the help that they deserve?
father: yup.
doing harakiri by Uncle Dimma June 15, 2013
travail bâclé
a French- de France- term, meaning, a shit job that's done without my thought or effort put into it, simply to get it out of the way afap
if you are a fan of doing a travail bâclé, whether it's your homework or anything else, IMHO you haven't learned the phrase to pay your bills on time.
travail bâclé by Uncle Dimma June 15, 2013
terrorist pig pickin'
(offensive): labeling a person a terrorist simply based on the fact that they look middle eastern, and publicly humiliating them (example: in a high school cafeteria) by giving them pork/pork containing products to eat.
dude 1) are we going terrorist pig pickin' tonight?
dude 2) yes. hang on, let me get my home-made weed brownies stuffed with pork intestines. Who do you want to target anyways?
dude 1) my Lebanese neighbor. don't know whether he is a Muslim though.
dude 2) yes. hang on, let me get my home-made weed brownies stuffed with pork intestines. Who do you want to target anyways?
dude 1) my Lebanese neighbor. don't know whether he is a Muslim though.
terrorist pig pickin' by Uncle Dimma June 15, 2013
Elmo's world
dad: son, stop living in Elmo's world.
son : you mean, you want me to stop living underwater
dad: no, I said stop living in a your own disconnected from reality world. people living underwater excuse me, at least have intelligent ideas partially connected to reality, but ideas that are considered beyond eccentric in their socio-cultural and historical zeitgeists. you are, however, even beyond living underwater
son : you mean, you want me to stop living underwater
dad: no, I said stop living in a your own disconnected from reality world. people living underwater excuse me, at least have intelligent ideas partially connected to reality, but ideas that are considered beyond eccentric in their socio-cultural and historical zeitgeists. you are, however, even beyond living underwater
Elmo's world by Uncle Dimma June 14, 2013
immb
acronym for ' in my morality book', i.e. in my objectively subjective version of morality or morally speaking IMHO
a girl comes home from school during a rainstorm, and starts screaming, " yoohoo, parents, get my dinner ready, I want to go a friend's house later tonight.
father, from the living room: young lady, immb, I won't stand for it, i mean your manners. Kodem koll, since it was a huijovij climate outside, take of your shoes and raincoat, then go take a shower so you don't schwitz cuhm a chaizer, and please do everything I told you to do comme du monde, and then ask me nicely to prepare your dinner.
father, from the living room: young lady, immb, I won't stand for it, i mean your manners. Kodem koll, since it was a huijovij climate outside, take of your shoes and raincoat, then go take a shower so you don't schwitz cuhm a chaizer, and please do everything I told you to do comme du monde, and then ask me nicely to prepare your dinner.
immb by Uncle Dimma June 14, 2013
ça laisse à désirer
a French- de France- phrase meaning 'oh, come on, you can do much better than this (in terms of the quality of the work you have done)
father : young man, my son, your report card, I'm afraid, ça laisse à désirer. So, in order to motivate you to save your sinking Titanic, I'm taking away your allowance. Now, go and and put some effort into your homework, comme du monde.
ça laisse à désirer by Uncle Dimma June 14, 2013
penmanship
the physical art (regardless of whether or not the piece of writing is actually correct in terms in of spelling, grammar, morphology, syntax etc..) of legible human handwriting.
father (after reading a student-to-parent from his daughter's school: really? is this f-sag or what? They want you to hand in all your written homework as computer documents? what these tulips are trying to accomplish by abolishing penmanship is beyond me. How do they expect to you, to, for example, sign a banking cheque?
daughter (crying): daddy, don't blame me. it's just a student-to parent
daughter (crying): daddy, don't blame me. it's just a student-to parent
penmanship by Uncle Dimma June 14, 2013