Definitions by Uncle Dimma

essemmess

(Verb): to contact someone on one's cellphone via, as the name implies, sms.

I tried to essemmess you, but you didn't answer for some reason .

essemmess by Uncle Dimma January 29, 2015

to boot off 

British term: to kick out or physically remove from

I need to boot off this incompetent employee.

to boot off by Uncle Dimma January 29, 2015

tornado jockey 

a struggle for power between multiple individuals in a family or organization, especially for the position of boss or underboss in a mafia family

if a mafia is in the middle of restructuring, as serious case of tornado jockey can ensue, with sometimes deadly consequence

tornado jockey by Uncle Dimma January 27, 2015

occupation-brainer

A no-brainer in terms of either occupational safety or overall health safety standards

Don't be idiotic enough to get wasted and then take to the wheel of a motor vehicle; I mean it's an occupation-brainer in terms of common sense safety standards, no?

occupation-brainer by Uncle Dimma January 27, 2015

don't chase two hares at once

( погонища за двумя зайцеми не одного не роймаешь, in Russian) : don't do two things at once

If you want to do two jobs, and both of them well, don't chase two hares at once.

don't chase two hares at once by Uncle Dimma January 27, 2015

age-related mood disorder 

A mood disorder characterized by people getting grumpier and having a shorter fuse as they get older.

My parents are currently experiencing a mild form of age-related mood disorder

age-related mood disorder by Uncle Dimma January 26, 2015

turning on the ignition 

a) (for people between the ages of 18-25): having sex with your significant other for the sole purpose of placating either your or the sigother's parents by giving them grandchildren to play with

b) (semi-offensive): losing one's virginity in a one night stand

are you ready to start turning on the ignition, as in definition a)?

turning on the ignition by Uncle Dimma January 24, 2015