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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

mumbo-jumbo 

an offensive term for a black bbw
where are you my favorite mumbo-jumbo
mumbo-jumbo by Uncle Dimma October 17, 2016

alley scrounging 

exploring your neighborhood's alleys, parks, abandoned parking lots, construction sites, etc, finding "usable" junk (furniture, statues, CD's, etc...), then selling said junk at your own yard sale
alley scrounging tbbh is more fun and educational to me, than let's say an Easter egg hunt.
alley scrounging by Uncle Dimma October 17, 2016

èspece d'inculte 

in France, the equivalent of calling someone a hilly-billy.
who are you, you èspece d'inculte?
èspece d'inculte by Uncle Dimma October 15, 2016

i am cool like that 

A nicer way of saying " I don't need your help, I am good the way I am"
Mom: can I help you with your homework?

Son: no thanks, I am cool like that.

email dump 

a) ( verb): when a rival politician accesses your personal email info and " dumps" it on the media in order to discredit you
b) a private email server where politicians store embarrassing, unwanted emails, hoping that no one will find them until the statute of limitations runs out.
if you ever let someone enter your personal email dump, definition b), don't be surprised if that someone tries to email dump-definition a)- you underwater later, even decades later, spelling the Titanesque end of your political career
email dump by Uncle Dimma October 12, 2016

wild tangent 

a meaningless, useless, retargerous detour from one's immediate goal or purpose
considering all the possible negative accompanying unattended cannonballs, please refrain from going on a wild tangent when you have a specific goal in mind that you want to achieve
wild tangent by Uncle Dimma October 12, 2016

expand your constituency

(to) do everything and anything to attract political followers, even if includes lying
if youre Hillary Clinton, stop trying to expand your constituency and focus on the issues instead.