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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

the green new deal 

the exact opposite of roosevelt's new deal
what is the purpose of the green new deal anyways? i just don't get it.
the green new deal by Uncle Dimma December 21, 2019
My current year's Christmas present is füge
füge by Uncle Dimma December 21, 2019

Trump Derangement Syndrome 

(TDS): a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their hatred of Donald Trump, to the point they actually abandon all logic and reason and refuse to accept an America without Queen Hilary Clinton.

supporting the green new deal is either running to the left of bernie sanders or trump derangement syndrome
Trump Derangement Syndrome

running to the left of Bernie Sanders 

committing political suicide by jumping off a 10 000 ft cliff monopoly style right into the grand canyon in arizona
supporting the green new deal is either total madness or running to the left of bernie sanders.

Trump Derangement Syndrome 

(TDS): a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their hatred of Donald Trump, to the point they actually abandon all logic and reason and refuse to accept an America without Queen Hilary Clinton.
supporting the green new deal is either running to the left of bernie sanders or trump derangement syndrome

go directly, monopoly style 

exactly what it means. go directly and efficiently about your business, without attracting attention.
go directly, monopoly style, about your business without bullshitting anyone; do not pass go, and do not collect 200 $

sinistrephobia 

(sinistre is natural disasters, such as tornadoes, earthquakes, flooding and stuff, in French): a constant, obsessive phobia of a natural disaster destroying your entire life and property
if you live in an area of the us prone to natural disasters, either go see a psychiatrist about your irrational sinistrephobia or don't live in said area. or deal rationally with the consequences of the actual disaster rather have an irrational fear of a natural disaster that may never come.
sinistrephobia by Uncle Dimma December 9, 2019