Tom's definitions

uber

A word which is more-or-less a substitute for the word 'really'. See example.

Instead of "I'm really pissed off"

"I'm uber pissed off!"

by Tom September 17, 2003

Congo Canyon

Congo Canyon, a slang term for an extremely hairy ass.

Damn, did you see that bitch's ass? That hoe had one hell of a Congo Canyon!

Jesus Tom! Your Congo Canyon is so damn cute.

by Tom October 18, 2004

living large

Living with an extravagant or self-indulgent lifestyle.

Angus has been living large since he won the lotto.

by Tom December 3, 2004

protung

pussy
poontang

Used by Snoop Dog in Dr. Dre's Chronic on the track "Bitches Ain't Shit"

I was in love like a muthafucka lickin' the protung

by tom April 3, 2005

chachki

Trinket, useless sentimental stuff filling up your book cases and counter space, miscellaneous items collected and set out to enhance your decor, stuff you should probably box up or sell in a garage sale, things kids take when their parents pass away because it reminds them of good times past.

Grandma's collection of mini spoons from around the country, mini statues (Lladro), little bowls of stuff for people to look at, figurines, doilies etc.

by tom April 21, 2004

Valezed

It's like getting owned, but much, much worse.

Jack: Did you see that picture of Seargent Shame.
Alex: Yeah, those prisoners got owned.
Jack: No, they got valezed

by Tom May 18, 2004

pushing tin

Suppose you are in a group of people where you typically do not offer your opinion on some choice, but actually have a preference. Those who actually have no preference use this expression to denote no opinion.

To express that you have no private preference.

A: Where do you want to eat dinner?
B: I'm pushing tin.

by tom June 6, 2004