knobulate

to munt about in the kitchen, trying to decide whether you can face a bit of toast and Marmite, after looking in the fridge for the 100th time to see if anything interesting has arrived, at about 8am after you've been up all night getting mashup.

James: "Tom, why are you staring into the Marmite?"

Tom: "I'm knoblulating"

by tom January 18, 2004

two beer queer

one who can only drink two beers without ruining their sweater

Rob is a two beer queer after he ralphed all over paul.

by tom March 09, 2003

Beat Up

A term referring to a badly damaged object, usually a car.

"Those wheels is real beat up, yo."

by Tom September 30, 2003

dangeresque

A thrilling movie series starring Strong Bad. The theme song of Dangeresque II is on "Strong Sad Sings."

He's a private eye, a crooked cop, secret agent and a celebrity pharmacist, Dangeresque.

by Tom January 01, 2004

raise up

A verbal command to tell someone or somebody to get out of your way, or move.

"Raise up dude!" or "Fool, I said raise up!"

by Tom January 13, 2005

Headshot

When someone gets hit in the face with a fat gob of spooge.

I just totally headshotted that bitch.

by Tom January 24, 2003

Rezzen

Telling a lie to cover up another lie.

For years, I've been rezzen. I just wish their was a way to fix it.

by Tom October 10, 2004