Colin Hunt

AKA Cunt - C. Hunt.
Possibly derived from the 'irritating office joker' character on BBC sketch comedy The Fast Show (late 90s), of the same name, but most likely originated a long time before.

"Your name's Colin Hunt? Colin HUNT? C.Hunt? That's your name? Hahahahahahaaa!!"

by Tom April 01, 2005

grots

An item of underwear that has been worn and is sitting in the laundry basket waiting to be washed. Often features suspicious white crispy stains.

"Ere, make sure you fish out me grots before you put that wash on, my love".

by tom December 26, 2004

denfer

when you die from ejaculating to hard

my mate denfered on his girlfriend

by tom November 25, 2003

poop finger

can be a practical joke in which one jams his finger into an unsuspecting victim and runs away, shouting the term

poor johnny got a deep poop finger by the huge senior

by tom November 15, 2003

splongie

it means it is dodgey

a chinese toy

by tom December 16, 2003

ultima

one of the greatest cs players in the world see wordcounter-strike/word

ultima is the best

by Tom March 10, 2003

clitface

To be so ugly that people mock your ozzing face.

Jamie stop licking your clitface you sad fuck!

by tom April 30, 2004