Taylor 's definitions

shity num nums

When your ass cheeks get coverd in shit from your ass getting worn out and it stays open and the shit falls out into you underwear or boxers.

My shity num nums make my ass sore and stain it brown.

by Taylor January 8, 2005

cryptoid

a cryptoid is something that desribes a monster you don't know. like, if you don't know what kind of monster it is, it's obviously a cryptoid.

Ah, shit son. Look at that fucking cryptoid under my bed.

by Taylor March 7, 2005

Pine Pony

when you feeling salty, or stupid,

"Awl man i just lost this game in spades", You on that Pine Pony.

by Taylor November 24, 2003

team killing fucktard

Caboose from Red Vs. Blue. go to www.redvsblue.com

After Caboose shot Church(a teammate), Tucker called him a team killing fucktard

by Taylor March 5, 2005

spoocose

the high concentration of glucose in spoo

I got my daily recommended value of spoo sucking Rick off last night.

by Taylor November 13, 2003

peni

plural for penis

those guys have Peni

by Taylor February 22, 2004

Apple bong

The sound that is played on a Macintosh computer when it is turned on. The sound file is programed into the computer, it is not part of the software, which means that regarless of which OS you are running, the sound will stay there. If you do not like the sound, one may mute their speakers before they shut down their computer and the sound will not play the next time your Mac is turned on.

I hate the Apple bong...so I just mute my speakers.

by Taylor March 30, 2005