Scalpel's definitions

Genuine Loser

Someone who has a low amount of friends, usually 2 or less, yet still think they’re lonely and have a desire for certain type of friends, usually for their own benefit even if they won’t admit it. These type of people also usually have no hobbies, and constantly have this desire to be more interesting and less boring.

You’re not a genuine loser, not even a loser in general!

by Scalpel December 10, 2025

Bill Buckner

An inexplicably poor result for a simple task. Usually only the last name (Buckner) is used.

"On that test, I pulled a Buckner."

by Scalpel January 6, 2005

Totes not a creep

A male who has a strong desire to not be creepy, actively acts nicer and less touchy when in the presence of a woman, curses himself for thinking about a woman in a romantic way, even if in a innocent, wholesome way. These type of men will turn back, or take the long way if that means they wouldn’t accidentally trail behind a woman.

“That guy is totes not a creep”

by Scalpel December 10, 2025

Desire for Milwaukee

Someone who has a strong desire to be someone else, constantly thinking about a second chance, but still wishes to retain some traits they like about themselves.

That person has a desire for Milwaukee!

by Scalpel December 10, 2025

Mind Polluter

Someone who spends all day doing nothing with their life, but constantly thinks about getting an hobby as well as getting better at it, or just fantasizing at being good at said hobby.

Look at yourself, you’re just a mind polluter!

by Scalpel December 10, 2025

Spooge

Male semen, or the act of ejaculation. Generally a term used by men towards other men in social situations.

"She's so hot I think I spooged myself."
or
"What is this? Spooge?"

by Scalpel January 6, 2005