Dine-and-Dick Date

A type of girl that a guy dates that is easily impressed with expensive dinners and often offers sex out of adoration for the fact that the man has bought such an expensive and impressive meal. Often refers to a girl that has low self-esteem.

I can't wait until Saturday, I have a Dine -and-Dick Date with Sylvia.

by Paul August 24, 2004

demonstrate

the opposite of monstrate, which is the ability to turn into an inhuman creature (i.e. count chocula or joan rivers)

look over there, that old man is demonstrating himself in front of those teenage girls!

by Paul July 27, 2004

smurf fucker

one who fucks smurfs

I fuck smerfs, therefore I am a smurf fucker.

by Paul March 11, 2003

reezee

Reezee means REAL. Reezee is just an offshot of the word real. The first sound of the word is attached to "zee" to make the whole sound rhyme with other -zee and -zle words like shizzle, dizzle...

Freezin fo reezee
It's freezing for real.

by Paul January 24, 2005

mass debating chamber

a place in which mass debating takes place

Parliament is a mass debating chamber

by paul February 08, 2005

Bartman

An Innocent act that seems to result in an unfortunate turn of events.

A joke that seems messes up a bowlers perfect game could be a Bartman. A Penalty that seems to be the turning point in the Stanley Cup finals could be a Bartman.

by paul March 10, 2004

El Guappo

A filthy Mexican mobster wannabe. Generally found at clubs.

Look at El-Guappo there hitting on that chick

by Paul May 07, 2004