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own goal

n. a fart so obnoxious, that even he who dealt it cannot stay in its presence.
shot an own goal there didn't cha?
by Paul January 4, 2004
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snoop

dis to a Blood by a crip
Rap group Bloods and Crips said in song Crippin' Ain't Easy, "I'm killin' snoops in the worst way. Got my BK-47 and it's BK all day.
by Paul January 23, 2004
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Blind Wardrobe

when getting a blowjob a guy punches a girl in the face and jizzes in her eyes. then he takes her clothes and throwes them out the window.
i heard chip gave derek a blind wardrobe.
by paul February 16, 2003
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ycliu

1. A true Catholic.
2. Someone who truly loves God and church.
Pope John Paul II is certainly without a doubt ycliu.
by Paul January 9, 2005
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kick the can

A children's game, typically played in one or more adjoining backyards. Players set up a base (often a frizbee is used), and place a can (may be a sand bucket, a pop can, an empty can of spaghetti sauce or even an empty nesquick jar), on top of it. They then decide which player is to be it first.

A player who is not it begins the game by kicking the can. All of the players (except the one who is it) run away and hide, as long as they are within the boundry limits. "It", must retrieve the can and place it back onto the base. It may now attempt to find the players. When It finds a player, he must call out that player's name and location. Should that information be correct, a race ensues. The player who is it must run and jump over the can before the (now found) player kicks it. If It wins the race, then the player i caught.

If at any point in the game a player (who has been seen or not) kicks the can, all players are free. This includes when a player out-runs "it" during a "race".

The round ends when all players are caught. The first one to be caught ten becomes "it".

The game ends when too many players quit, or their mothers force them to go inside.

There are various changes of rules in Kick the Can, including, but not limited to: a timed version, a no-race version and a version where more than one player is "it".
by Paul September 25, 2004
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plaga

A branching race of sperm that has evolved due to the co-existance of man and Salazars.
Salazar put a plaga in Leon and now his organs are going to explode.
by paul March 23, 2005
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Ja Rule

remember last year Ja Rule was pumpin put those hitz but now hes getting butt fucked my 50 cent!
by paul July 24, 2003
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