Paul's definitions

mass debating

indulging in a mass debate

One of the basic requirements of a politician is to enjoy mass debating.

by paul February 8, 2005

spawny

To be very successful without trying. Basically to be a lucky cunt.

When someone flukes a pot in a game of pool the phrase 'you spawny git' would be appropriate.

by Paul December 4, 2003

benitalia

The testicles of a man named Ben. They are like genitalia but are not...THEY ARE BENITALIA!

I lose my benitalia in the war.

by Paul March 22, 2005

alice in chains

Greatest band ever!

Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, Beatles, Zepp... have nuthin on AIC.

by Paul April 2, 2004

nipple head

when one's cranium resembles a large milk filled breast

grant . . . you need a hair cut because wearing your missus' bra on your face doesn't cut the mustard

by paul May 3, 2004

math debate

masterbating

I had a math debate after lunch.

by Paul September 3, 2003

italians

What romans evolved into

fiat, pasta, olive oil

by paul December 27, 2003