Paul's definitions

sponged the hog

the rather black art of making your motorcycle headlights look like a serious retard with crossed eyes

"Yeah,the bike looks nice but isnt it about time you Sponged the hog?

by paul May 26, 2004

McFizzle

Mic-Fz-Al

1. Something cool 2. A derogatory term for a wigger.

Man thats the McFizzle. -Cool

Man, that guy sure is a McFizzle.

by Paul May 26, 2004

The Day After Tomorrow

The Greatest Crappy in the world. Science in it doesn't make sense. Go with Geology students you will know what I mean.

I laughed threw The Day After Tomorrow. It isn't supposed to be funny though.

by Paul June 2, 2004

hojamica

Usually an empty fry bin, this device is used to shame an already shamed idiot of a human being. It is worn by the offender as a hat of sorts, with grease and salt rubbing off into his or her hair. First used on Daniel Hojecki.

Heh Hojecki wont throw out the garbage, make him wear his hojamica!

by Paul June 3, 2004

slut puppy

The kind of girl that Every Guy really wants to have available on a whim.

My friend Mace has more than one Slut Puppy at his disposal

Oh man, I wish I had that slut puppy at my disposal

by Paul June 6, 2004

best effort

Giving all that you can in a given situation, but always failing to meet some one else's standards

Try as I may, my best effort was not good enough for my girl friend, so she left me, stupid cunt

by Paul June 6, 2004

friendly fire

When Kevin Han kills his own teammate in CS on de_dustworld when his teammate is sitting right next to him yelling at him to stop.

Paul: Kevin, STOP SHOOTING AT ME DAMNIT!!! *dies*
Kevin: Huh? did u say something?

by Paul June 11, 2004