Paul's definitions

dog food

the stuff between grants ears

grant don't come up with any ideas cause you need a brain not the dog food between your ears

by paul March 17, 2004

anchovy

smells like a turd mixed with a piece of fish

what grants dick smells like after sex

by paul March 18, 2004

smashed kebab

what a womans bits look like after a hammering

geez head . . . your cunt looks like a smashed kebab

by paul March 18, 2004

Brookline is My Lady

Utter perfection. The greatest cable access show ever made.

When I watched it!

by Paul March 22, 2004

Sidewinder

someone who dresses like a bumblebee, stands too far from the urinail,leans too far forward,looks around too much and pisses on their chin.

dam i had to take a pee, but there was sidwinder so i went to the second floor.

by paul March 23, 2004

cupcake

the act of cupping one's hands around the anus sphincter when a fart is released; upon release the person transfers the cupcaked flatulence in his/her hand and puts it in someone's face.

Greg was getting ready to cupcake Pete.

by Paul March 23, 2004

cornbread

the act of cupping one's hands around the anus when a fart is released, upon release the person transfers the cupcaked flatulence and puts it in someone's face.

You want some Cornbread?

by Paul March 23, 2004