Paul's definitions

bopper

any girl that gets down or engages in sexual activity

Damn man look at that bopper over there!

by Paul September 30, 2003

Fox News

Fox Spews does occasionally report worhwhile information. The problem is that it is targeted at uneducated rednecks and egangelists.

According to Fox News, Bush is our new savior, and book learnin is for sinners.

by Paul August 21, 2003

slop jockey

The person (dirty nail, snot hanging out of nose) who serves in a slop shop or fast food franchise

Look at that dirty bastard, what a slop jockey

by paul February 26, 2005

dewnans

Celtic name for Devon (although Devon is itself of Celtic derivation)

Dewnans oma (I am Devonian)

by Paul October 16, 2003

shitlets

Small peices of shit. Rabbit shit for example, is composed of many shitlets, instead of a smaller number of larger peices.

Can also be used as a synonym for: dingleberries, clingons or willnots

I thought I needed to take a monster dump, but it was just a few shitlets and lots of gas.

by Paul May 27, 2005

best effort

Giving all that you can in a given situation, but always failing to meet some one else's standards

Try as I may, my best effort was not good enough for my girl friend, so she left me, stupid cunt

by Paul June 6, 2004

Corn Hole

Just another word for ass hole.

I turned her over and did her in the "corn hole"

by Paul January 6, 2007