Paul's definitions

Special Constable

A citizen empowered by the law to keep the Queen's peace.

To protect and serve those who are in need and to bring to justice those scrotes and undesirables who think its big and hard to break the law.

Scrote assaults an old age pensioner in order to steal the contents of her purse. A grand total of £12.46.

The pensioner is admitted to hospital with serious head injuries as the scrote used a lump of wood to beat her about the head. She later dies of her injuries and it is now a murder inquiry. These sickening thugs will get brought to justice. But what is left for the frail old lady who is now dead, and what do her family go through?

Scrotes need to be caught - and will be caught. They will be caught by Police officers - some of them Special Constables!!!!

by Paul November 29, 2004

wintard

One who uses Microsoft Windows and or any Microsoft products.

wintard(ation) - A disease, deadly.

wintard(ed) - Like Windows users, this term refers to someone who is generally retarded.

You are wintarded.
You're such a wintard.
Let's get wintarded.

by Paul December 1, 2004

Noonie

A wet but beautiful place which is best shared with someone you love

A female's sexual organ

by Paul February 14, 2004

twapper

One who twapps. Twapp- to relax index finger so that a flick of the arm and wrist will cause the index finger to whip forward.

He had a red mark on his arm from being twapped by his friend.

by Paul February 16, 2004

bahoongus

a large big-headed kid with braces.

There goes Graham, I mean Bahoongus, walking down the hallway sucking dick.

by paul February 18, 2004

fat head

a large copius melonus

grant has a head like a watermelon

by paul February 18, 2004

little vinkles

Curly haired idiot slob
(see Joe Vitello)

Yo, you see that fat little vinkle? He looks like Corey Matthews

by paul February 18, 2004