Egg Beater

A person who excessively masterbates.

Shannon is such an Egg Beater. He spanks his monkey everyday in drew hall watching Tip Drill.

by paul March 14, 2004

mostestestestest

Greater than mostestestest.

Kim: I love you mostestestest.
Paul: No, I love you mostestestestest.

by paul April 18, 2005

Metro Sexual

A Metro Sexual is a man who is not homosexual but is feminine and is open minded about having bisexual tendancies.

He leads a metro sexual lifestyle.

by Paul February 04, 2004

captain planet

Receiving fellatio or head while eating a hot pocket, usually a hot pocket with cheese in it.

yeah that hoe gave me a captain planet last Sat.

by Paul February 16, 2005

barf

spew / vomit / technicolour yawn / ralph

I'll have 3 big macs washed down with a 6 pack of jim beam . . . . I'll go for a jog then come back and vomit all over grant and the head while they copulate . . . actually forget the jog . . . just the site of . . . .

by paul August 04, 2004

dahk ssal

Korean saying of acting so gross in a couple relationship that causes anybody within proximity to have goosebumps.

me to my gf: Hey baby (in a babyish voice) i missy wissy you so much honey bunny!.

everyone else: That's mad dahk ssal.

by paul March 22, 2005

biffable

A person who emanates so much sexuality that you could shag them on the spot if you were allowed to.

"That woman we saw the other day was highly biffable"

by Paul October 18, 2004