Definitions by Nick

Salty Samurai 

When a man ejaculates into the eyes of his partner, while doing shots of sakè.

My fragile mind was warped after i ordered a salty samurai off the menu at the sushi bar.

Salty Samurai by Nick December 20, 2004

A Final Fantasy 

An act where a hospital hires a whore for a dying patient for 3 hours. No more, no less.

Mrs. Ramsey only had 3 days to live, so Suburban General Hospital granted her a final fantasy.

A Final Fantasy by Nick December 20, 2004

epakfokfal 

Epakfokfal is everything. Epakfokfal is nothing. It is everything and nothing at the same time.

Who the hell left epakfokfal on the floor?

My, that's a lovely epakfokfal you have.

How many epakfokfal's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Darn! The toilet is clogged with epakfokfal again.

I heard if you stare at an epakfokfal for 10 minutes you go blind.

epakfokfal by Nick December 19, 2004

swaffle 

hackey sacks running away from a bunch of chariots on the circus maximus

a.k.a. o fuck here they come!!!

Yesterday hackies pulled a swaffle
it was HILARIOUS

swaffle by Nick December 15, 2004

doggy style 

where a guy spreads a girls cheaks very wide so he can stick his rounded tool inside her ass and move her cheeks around until you give her a cum butt.

damn shirly has a lot of white stuff in her ass.

doggy style by nick December 15, 2004

Bonk

Crazy derived from Brett Taranto

That bitch is bonk

Bonk by Nick December 14, 2004

Derick Stacy 

the biggest fag in the world. loves to be in the pen15 club

dude stop being such a derick stacy man.

Derick Stacy by Nick December 13, 2004