Nick's definitions

up the back

to bang someone in the ass.

She said to me, "You can go up the front or up the back."

And I thought to myself, sweet, this chick wants me to bang her in the ass.

by Nick April 23, 2005

speak

Euphemism for wanting to recieve anal sex from someone ie. speak to someone.

She wanted to speak greek for him.

by nick April 13, 2005

texterous

A person that is particularly DEXTEROUS at sending TEXT messages, preferably using only one, or at most two, thumbs. These people can send out messages at seemingly unbelievable speeds, amazing those around them with their deftness.

Chad was texterously churning out the messages - his thumbs were just a blur over his phone.

by Nick November 16, 2003

racist

1)a dumbass person who says remarks about a race different from theirs
2)an act of unnecesary stupidity

racist people are fucking stupid

by nick March 3, 2005

Dirt merchant

kind of like peice of shit

Brandon your such a Dirt merchant

by Nick March 21, 2005

Mack

1) To attract someone of the oppostie sex
2) Truck Company with bulldog symbol
3) Nick A.; stylish pimp

1) I macked that chick from class!
2) I drove a Mack rig yesterday
3) Wow that Nick Mack guy is hung!

by Nick November 23, 2004

orgasmatastic

Something so great that it could inspire an orgasm.

Eating chocolate cake can be orgasmatastic for pregnant women.

by Nick December 24, 2003