Nick's definitions

Platinum-Audio

Platinum-Audio PWNS All Coke!

Platinum-Audio PWNS And OWNS Cokemusic

by Nick July 11, 2004

behemith

A giant, large, or oversized man. can also be described as BIG, or beastly.

I was standing on the sidewalk, and all of a sudden i was approaced by some BEHEMITH OF A MAN and was placed in a berlap sack and beaten til' I was blue in the face.

by Nick March 30, 2005

metrosocialist

Noun. A term created by a weblogger idiotvillager.com that means "a young, urbane person who advocates or practices forms of socialism in vanity". Derived from the word metrosexual.

Look at that metrosocialist over there reading Adbusters.

by Nick April 13, 2004

flabongo

half beer bong / half pink flamingo

Grab two beers and fill the Flabongo!

by Nick November 7, 2004

knuckle glitter

the detritus on a gentlemans hand after one has 'galloped one's maggott'.

'give me some bog paper, i've got knuckle glitter everywhere'

by nick August 21, 2003

hoeing

when a women walks aound the streets looking 2 get fucked fo' some money

Nick says 2 john..."was that ur mom hoeing down on main street last night?

by nick April 8, 2005

mapquest

A incredibly unreliable website to get incorrect directions from.

Thanks to Mapquest I'm now lost somewhere in New Jersey...and I was just trying to get some directions to the house down the street.

by Nick July 25, 2003