dumps like a truck

(v.) Refers to a large poop, usually from a female.
Cornelius, did you happen to witness the massive log that Mrs. Jones excreted from her rectum?

Yes, sir. I would say that she dumps like a truck.

Quite.
by Nick April 14, 2004
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arsing about

1) messing about, being a fool
2) doing nothing in particular for a long time
"What have you been doing all day?"
"Arsing about."
by Nick September 14, 2004
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boob and asses

hey i got boobs with lips and zitty titty's
by nick August 19, 2003
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hamp

one who is willingly cultrally confused.
by Nick May 13, 2005
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Banff

(adj.)
Pertaining to, or descriptive of, that kind of facial expression which is impossible to achieve except when having a passport photograph taken, which results in happas (q.v.).
by Nick March 28, 2003
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abuber

meaning absolutely uber*
a word of amazing elegance and grace but still with the power of a hungry donkey
*see uber
the children fled as the uber hippie dolphin rose above them, however an abuber flying rabbit quickly doused thee oponent in flames from his firey red spoons and won the day for all of mankind and rabbits
by Nick April 30, 2003
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Texas Wristwatch

Wrapping your penis around your arm and showing people.
I was the YMCA last night, and I pulled out a Texas Wristwatch in front of all these kids!
by Nick December 12, 2003
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