Definitions by Max

kumstar 

A guy who escheats on his wife with some slut and consequently gets per stirpes on his testators

At the hotel I paid 10 bucks to see one of those movies about some kumstar

kumstar by Max September 11, 2004

Let's talk about airplanes 

A phrase used to break up a boring or uncomfortable conversation.

Often used by a third member of a group to disrupt the useless conversation of the others.

"And then blah blah blah blah blah blah"

"Let's talk about airplanes"

"What?"

Let's talk about airplanes by max September 9, 2004

chocolate pancake 

A man takes a large shit on a woman's chest and hits it firmly with a canoe paddle (or any other near by object). Optional: Syrup can be added to the pancake by pissing all over the now flattend shit.

This activity is best done in someone else's bedroom.

Dude, I executed the best chocolate pancake the other night! And since I'd be drinkin, there was plenty of syrup to go around!

chocolate pancake by Max August 19, 2004

crab shoot 

If you're going to have sex with a hoe and you don't know if she has crabs.

I slept with some whore last night and she was pretty damn dirty. It was a real crab shoot!

crab shoot by Max August 19, 2004

What's her/his fuck? 

Phrase use directly in place of “What is his or her name?”

Hey Loren, remember that guy at the party, what's his fuck?

What's her/his fuck? by max August 19, 2004

harri 

a totally amazing person... nothing more to say

you cant even compare her to harri

harri by max August 10, 2004

brass balls

Bits of a brass monkey. Often found lying around on the coldest day of the year.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph! That'd freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

brass balls by max August 9, 2004