Matt's definitions

jewbanger

one who has sex with a person from the jewish faith

sally you had sex with matt hes a jew u jewbanger!

by matt May 13, 2005

coondog

1. one who fishes the skagit river system and targets federally protected fish more specifically dolly varden trout and posts his carnage reports in online fishing forums.
2. a nickname for a fishing buddy

1. I cant believe that coondog actually kept all of those dollies.

2. Yo whats up coondog you ready to hit the river?

by Matt April 18, 2006

carnival

Related to brown clown; A euphonize for anal sex.

I want to bring her to the carnival tonight. Good thing I packed the astroglide.

by Matt June 19, 2006

scuba

Another term for a douchebag. see douchebag

He's such a scuba, he'll screw anything that moves/

by Matt June 19, 2005

flaming mud pole

Set your penis ablaze and jab it into a female's anus, hopefully exstinguishing the flame.

Holy shit, I just flaming mud poled that slut.

by matt March 2, 2004

nuclear weapon

1)weapon that splits atoms at an exponential rate releasing a fucking shit load of energy and incinerating stupid people and leveling an extremely large blast radius. It also releases an electromagnetic pulse that will shut down power to anything that just didn't take the fucking clue and turn into dust.
2)Jekei's ass

"Nagasaki got 0wn3d with nuclear fucking weapons!"
"Jekei's ass nuked johns toilet and keith puked due to the demonic fumes left in the air."

by Matt September 7, 2003

smenis

A below average penis, or small penis

When he pulled down his boxers it was obvious he had a smenis.

by Matt March 9, 2004