Matt's definitions

morgy

An orgy had by a female named Morgen,
(MAY CONTAIN MULTIPUL MALES AND FEMALES)

Morgasm, whore, easy, cant stop having sex

by Matt August 24, 2004

tebowned

To be owned by Flordia's quarterback Tim Tebow.

Announcer: "Tim Tebow drops back, rolls to the right, starts to run with it, jukes left, makes two defenders miss, hurdles another, stiff-arms, roundhouse kicks and somersaults his way for a touchdown!"

Florida Fan: "Y'all just got tebowned!"

by Matt January 8, 2007

shcockass

see cockass - colloquial version

you're a shcockass!

by matt November 13, 2003

1994

a very depressing year in terms of:

music
album releases
depressing music

this year was the most depressing from the 90's

by matt January 9, 2005

scooter ward

Lead singer of the rock band Cold.

Includes songs such as Gone Away, Suffocate, Just Got Wicked, Everyone Dies, Blame and Bleed

by Matt December 30, 2003

Slowcala

1. A gay ass waste of soil on the face of the Earth.
2. A P.O.S. some old people actually call a "happening" place...haha....

" Holy crap did you see that gay ass waste of soil slowcala?"

by matt March 31, 2004

sproge

past tense of sporge

When I climaxed I sproge all up inside my gf's pussy.

by Matt April 21, 2005